Haste Haste-06
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Shivji:Bhakt mai teri tapasya se prasanna hu kuch maango
Bhakt:muje D.J.SYSTEM do
Shivji:Abe gadhe mere pas D.J.HOTA TO MAI DAMRU Q BAJATA
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Bnta:aaj party kis khushi me?
Snta:meri scooter kho gayi isiliye
B:toh
S:shukar mano ki main us par nahi tha,
Warnaaa Mein bhi ghum jata
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Sam:Ladki ko "I love U"bolne ki sabse achhi jagah?
raj:Mandir
Sam:wo kaise?
raj:kyoki waha woh sandle nahi pahni hoti hai
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Papa:Beti pehle to tum mujhe papa kehti thi,ab tum mujhe DAD Kyun kehti ho? Beti:Oh DaD PaPa kehne se Lipstick kharab hoti hai!
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Who is more dangerous - Mafia or Wife ?
It's - Wife !
Mafia wants either your Money or your Life.
Wife is after BOTH !
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SANTA-yaar tumne apni biwi ko talak kyu diya?
BANTA-yaar wo badi characterless thi,
shadi mujse ki aur bacha bhagwan se mangti hai
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Chandni rat ti
nadi ka kinara ta
asman me taro ka nazara ta
Bihari premi ne pyar se muskurate hue Biharan premika se kaha
"Beedi piyegi
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Raavan= Doctorji muze barsose julaab
bahut jyada hota hai. Dr.= "honge hi
na! Teri 10 incoming line ki saamne,
outgoing to sirf 1 hi hai
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Ravan-bhiksha de,Lady-Lo baba Ravan-is rekha k bahar aake do,She crossed Ravan-ha ha-me sadhu nahi RAVAN hu,Lady-Me b Sita nahi kamwali hu
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Petrol ke rate badhne par Santa bola: "Menu koi farak nahin penda. Pehle bhi 100 ka bharwata tha ab bhi 100 ka bharwata hoon."
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