Haste Haste-04
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Shadi Me khane K 2 Rule:
1.PEHLI bar is tarah khao
ki dusri bar
milega nahi.
2.DUSRI bar is tarah khao
ki pehli bar
khaya hi nahi
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How did santa tried to kill a bird??
He took it to the top of a building and dropped it from there to die
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Santa Bus stand jane k kitne paise?
Rikshwala 10Rs
Santa: 2Rs mein chalega.
Rikshwala 2Rs kaun le k jayega?
Santa baith main le jata hu.
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Husband : Tumse Shaadi Karke Mujhe Ek Bahut Faayada Hua.
Wife :kaun Sa Faayada?
Husband : Mujhe Mere Gunaaho ki Saza Jeete-Jee Hi Mil Gai.
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SharmaG Plane Se Banglore Ja Rahe Tha Plane Utarte Samay Chilane Lagae Banglore
Banglore
AirHostes:"B Silent"Shrmg:Ok
"ANGLORE ANGLORE"
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Interviewer: Why did you change your job???
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Santa: Because the company shifted and didn't tell me where..!!
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It takes thousand workers 2 build a castle,Million soldiers 2 protect a country,but just 1 woman 2 make a Happy Home!Lets Thank...our MAID!!
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Son:Mujhe circus dekhna hai.
Papa:I M busy
Son: Waha 1 ladki chote-2 kapdo me
cheete pe sawari karti hai
Papa: Chalo chalte hai,
kaafi dino se cheeta nahi dekha!
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An MBBS Student had finished his course & was performing his 1st operation
Soonafter finishing he prayed 2 GOD, Lord,Accept my 1st Gift 4 u
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SANTA:Shadi Premika se mat karna.
BANTA:Kyon??
SANTA:Kyoki,shadi se pehle vo romantic lagti hai aur baad me uska ROM ROM ANTIQUE lagta hai
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