Haste Haste-03

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Macher ne 1 aadmi ko din me kaata. aadmi ne kaha: tum to raat me kaatte ho na? Macher bola, ghar ke halaat kharab hai, isliye overtime kar
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A boy trying to propose a girl, finally proposed in a unique way :- "kya tum apni chita ko aag lagane ka adhikar mujhe dogi".
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Girl: Will you love me after marriage also? Boy: This depends on your husband, if he allows me.
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What's the similarity between marriage & 11 :59 pm? Dono k baad 12 bajte hain!
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MAMU :Oye, maar gayea yaar. Meri biwi aur premika saath saath aa rehla hain. MAMU KA DOST :Arrey, mein bhi yehi bolnewala tha.
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Yamraj ne BHUKAMP bheja
Chitragupt : Maharaj aapne BHUKAMP Q bheja
Yamraj : kya kare..
March endng hai TARGET pura karna hai..!
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Santa opened a petrol pump, but not even one customer went there. You know why?


Because he opened petrol pump on second floor..
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Husband came fm church,lifted his wife up & carried her around.
Wife: Did father tell u 2 be romantic?
Husband: No! He told me to carry my own sorrows..
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Santa to Banta:10 years AGO when I used to return HOME, my DOG used to GREET of by BARKING & WIFE by KISSING.
now they have REVERSED
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SAAS:Bhagwan ne tumhe 2 akkhen di,
chawal se pathar nahi nikal skti?
BAHU:Bhagwan ne tumhe 32 dant diye,
2-4 pathar nahi chaba sakti.
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