Haste Haste-02
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Girl:Agar me kahu muje tumse mohabbat he meri yehi chahat hai,to kya kahoge Boy:Me kahunga is baat ko agar tumhari dost kehti to aacha hota
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Santa - Woh ladki baheri hai Banta - Kaise? Santa - Maine use i love u kaha to boli "Maine kal hi naya sandal kharida hai"
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Ek ladka Gadhe ke samne gir gaya.Ek khubsurat ladki ne dekha aur boli- kyun.apne bade bhai ke paon chhu rahe ho? Ladka bola: ji haan,Bhabi
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Dada:putar andar se mere daant le aa. Pota:par dadu abhi roti nahi bani he Dada:oi roti nu mar goli yar,samne vali buddhi nu SMILE deni he
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Santa: Do you know English? Banta: YesSanta: Ok! Then tell what is the opposite of NAAG PANCHAMI? Banta: So simple Yaar NAAG DO NOT PUNCH me
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Bus chali, Bhid badhi, Break laga, 1 Ldka 1 Ldki se Takraya, Ldki boli"Aadmi ho ya JAANVAR?" Ldka bola"JAAN to Tum ho, Hum to "VAR hai!
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Santa Hospital Me ek Nurse Se Kehta he, Tumne Mera Dil Chura Liya Nurse(sharmakar)Chal Jhute Hamne to teri KIDNEY Churayi he;-)
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AGAR KOI DOCTOR FILM BANAYE TO PICTUR KA TITLE KYA RAKEGA SOCHO SOCHO 1 ,T.B.NO.1 2,HUM BLOOD DE CHUKE SANAM 3,KAL PATIENT HO NA HO
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Dhiru-Bete ye kya kiya? Sare investors ko mere paas bhejdiya. Anil-Daddy maine socha agar aap waha koi IPO laoge toh koi investor to chah
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A man inserted an advertisement in the classifieds"Wife Wanted".The next day, he received hundreds of replies,all reading:"You can have mine
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1Din Santa apne Gadhe Ki Rasi Pkre Chl Rha Ta Police Ne Pucha-Oye Apne Bhai Ko Kahan Liye Ja Rahe Ho Santa-Police Station Me Bharti karvane.
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