SMS JOKES

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Jokes SmS on Mobile

Santa- Yaar tu itna bada ho gaya aur abhi tak dadhi-mooch nahi aayi? Banta- Yaar main apni Maa par gaya hu..!!
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Santa recieved a message from his girl friend "I MISS YOU" ..... Santa replied ..."I Mr YOU". ..... .......
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Slogan written on a bald man's T-shirt GOD MADE SOME PERFECT HEADS... ... ON THE REST HE PUT HAIR TO HIDE HIS MISTAKES...!!!
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Man: Is there any way for long life? Doctor: Get married. Man: Will it help? Doctor: No, but d thought of long life will never come to you
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Aadmi shaadi kyon karta hai? Takee vo marne ke baad agar Swarg jaye to achcha feel kare aur agar Nark jaye to homely feel kare...
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Boss:Im giving u drivers job. Starting salary Rs.3000,is it OK ? Santa:U R great sir!Starting salary is Ok bt how much is DRIVING salary
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Man: Sir,my wife is missing.
Postmaster: Bhai ye post office hai,Police station mein complaint dijiye
Man: Kya karun,khushi ke maare kuch samajh nahi aa raha
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ek Bahu thi,
Padosi pe line marti thi,
Saas ne dekha fir v kuch na boli,
Pucho kyo..?
Kyoki
"SAAS BHI KABHI BAHU THI"
Raj Aryan-Jharkhand 09931077979
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Gunde ke beta orals me fail hua bap se bola; un logon ne 3 ghante tak meri puchtach ki magr apun b teri aulad he sala muh tak nahi khola.,,,