BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Boy 2 girl in bed-mooh mein dalu, aage dalu, peeche dalu, bol kidhar dalu?
Girl:kahin bhi dalo meri jaan.IS ROUTE KI SABHI LAYINE MAST HAI
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Ek ladki ki T-shirt pe likha tha "KARLO DUNIYA MUTTHI MEIN" to batao uski pant pe kya likha hoga? "Rs. 995 me jindagi bhar incoming FREE.
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Sardar:For the past 1week girl disturbing Me. I don't know how she got my no,she interrupts whenever I call someone & says pls recharge ac
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5 inch ka hai
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Size normal hai
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Mazboot hai
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Ziada mota bi nahi hai
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2 larkian dekh chuki hain
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Lena hai to bolo
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Mera NOKIA 2310
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Santa: What is the difference between landline and mobile?
Banta: Landline is dialled with fingers whereas mobile is dialled with thumb.
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9876543210
Yeh
Mera
idea Ka
"Naya"
Number
Mat Samajh Lena,
"MAMU"
Yeh 0 to 9 ULTA LIKHA HAI
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Chota SEX-RECHARGE Sirf kissing karni hai -10Rs kissing k sath balling -50Rs Full game -199Rs kya soch raha hai..
Jyot-Ambernath 9271472044
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Sweet persons call 4rm AIRTEL lovers from BSNL Kanjus from RELIENCE Beauties from IDEA But Brilliants never talk They only SMS like me
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Ur Account Balance Has Been Recharged Successfully By Rs- 250/- Ur Account Balance Is Rs-350/- Now.... Chehra Tou Dekho Khushi Se Gadhii Ki Ch00t Ki Terha Laal Ho Gaya Hai..
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Complete the sentence: _____LAND_____ BHAARI CH00T., tumhari soch gandi hai. Ans: BSNL LANDLINE PAR BHAARI CH00T
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