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Jokes SmS on Mobile

 

Santa-tera ek dant neela kaise ho gaya? Banta-maine ink lagayi hai Santa-kyun paji Banta-kyunki aaj kal BLUETOOTH ka zamana he
Raj Aryan-Jharkhand 09931077979
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Sincere Apology: if you dont like my sms or dont like 2 read or if my sms disturb u,then please....dont hesitate feel FREE 2 throw your mobile...good morning.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Mukesh Ambani : I want to kiss ur wife. Anil Ambani : Ok but 40 paise per min. Anil wife : Dont cheat him, Reliance to reli free
Shaikh Saddam-Mumbai 9892805514
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Correction- NEW YEAR special Airtel To Airtel, Vodafone To Vodafone, Reliance To Reliance, Idea To Idea, Totally Free Miss calls only
Mohsin Aalefata 09860709058
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RELIANCE ka palang.. BSNL ka gadda... AIRTEL ka takiya... TATA ki rajai.. uske ander Aap aur Ladki aur phir HUTCH HUTCH HUTCH HUTCH What an IDEA sirji
?
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Ek bacha paida hote hi nurse se bola-mobile hai kya?
Nurse-hai par tu kya karega?
Bacha-kuch nahi bas god ko miss call karna hai ki main pahunch gaya
Jay Mohite
09921429879
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of d nation.... AIRTEL, VODAFONE & SPICE waitin to charge a rupee as v wish our near & dear ones.. So,lets not pay these beggars!!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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What is the difference between
1. Call Girl
2. Girl Friend
3. Wife
Ans...
1) Prepaid
2) Postpaid
3) Unlimited
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Ur Account Balance Has Been Recharged By Rs-250/- Chehra Tou Dekh Gadhii Ki Choot Ki Terha Laal Ho Gaya Hai
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Sardar:mobile bill kitna hai? Callcentre gal:just dial 123 to knw ur c Sardr:abe Stupid current ka nahi mobile ka
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Q:-Ummeed ki had kya hogi?










Socho socho















ANS :- jab ek 99 saal ki aurat apne mobile ko lifetime k liye RE-CHARGE KARAEGI..
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133

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