Adult Sardar-011
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha.. "kya mehsus kar rahi ho?"
Patni= aajtak TOP_UP me kam chalta tha aaj se LIFETIME kar lia hai jindagibhar
INCOMING free..
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1 Khara Lu nd Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Babu
Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Suhagan Ki Cho ot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Ran di K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Aur Tum Jaise Gan du on Ki gaa nd Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lu nd
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1st night pe srdar-heran karu ya paresan?
wife-dono
srdar-apna 1inch ka lu nd dikha kar,ho gyi na heran?
wife-ha ab paresan
srdar-ye khada h
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Insurance Agent:Sardar g,aap policy lein,aapke bachho ko paise milenge.
Sardar g:Je bachhe na hon te?
I A:Aapki bv ko milenge.
S G:Je bv na hoye te?
I A:Aapke maabaap ko milenge.
S G:Je oh v na hon te?
I A:Aapke bhai behano ko milenge.
Sardar G:Koi eho ja tareeqa das ke paise mainu hi milen?
Insurance Agent:Aap nahi le sakte.
Sardar G:Aey policy na hoyi,behn da fudda hoya,Jehda saari duniya lai sakdi
aey,mai nai lai sakda
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Jab sardar k haan teesri bar ladki hui, to us ne elaan kia k mera beta peda hua
hai, Ek dost ne dekha to kaha k ye larki hai, Sardar bola munda thallon(niche)
maa te gya ay
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Sardar washed his underwear & put it for drying near neighbour aunty's panty.
And told to aunty - "Aunty plz remind me 2 remove my underwear when u remove
your panty
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A Sardar saw a Beautiful Girl,he Went and Kissed her. Girl: "STUPID what r u
doing?" Sardar: B.Com final year"
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A naked woman was lying on d beach with Hat on her pus sy. A sardar passes by
Comments:Kamaal hai yeh banda to poora hi andar ghus gaya
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Theater me naripradhan film chal rahi thi.1 ladki khadi ho kar josh me boli:aaj
ki nari kya nahi kar sakti? 1sardar bola DEEWAR Pe PESHAAB
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Wife-durng course- saying in a sexy voice: sardarji aaj kuch aisa karo kay mere
paseenay choot jaayen "sardar gets up and switch off the fan"
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srdar ne bhagte hue bus pakdi or drivr se pucha: bus teri MAA lagti hai ya BAHEN?
Driver:Kuch nahi.. Sardar: to fir CHADNE kyu nahi deta??
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