Adult Sardar-09
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Santa in college- chal aaj sex karte hai. Santa's gf- nahi santa i'm in periods.
Santa- Arre pagli,toh kya hua,bunk marle.
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SARDAR & SARDARNI were FIGHTING. SARDAR :tu SAALI KUTTI. SARDARNI:tu SAALA KUTTA.
the KIDS was near them said: "HUM SAALE PUPPY"!!
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While at the college Sardar happened to watch the notice board. It reads:
Invites suggestions for the modification of Ladies Room. Sardar writes under -
Let the men Permit to Enter
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Santa after interview: Everything went fine till the time he asked me for my
testimonials. I guess I showed him the wrong thing!
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Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia, Santa ne car roki to
ladki boli: Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai. Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha.
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Sardar: "Madam this panty & this bra will look nice on U" Lady: How can U be so
sure? Sardar: i'have done diploma in interior designing
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SARDAR-Lund kya hai?
RAND-Maza dene ka samaan.
SARDAR-Chut kya hai?
RAND-Lund ka palace.
SARDAR-Aur Boobs?
RAND-Abe chutiye! Chodne aaya ya KBC khelne???
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Gang of sardars broke a bank, but instead of cash they found glasses of lassi.
Happily they drink lassi n left. Next day's headlines: "SPERM BANK LOOTED"
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Sardar: mujhe puri body par aa jaye itna bada CONDOM chahiye. Chemist: kyon??
Sardar: main fancy dress competition me LODA bana hoon.
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1SRD:yar kal main bathroom gaya to wahan sher tha, 2sardar:hain phir tum ne kya
kiya? 1st:kuch nahi main ne sher se kaha aap kar lo
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