Adult Sardar-08
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Santa:Kal me apni wife di yad bhulan layi sharab di bottle da sahara lita.banta:-Te
fer ki hoya?Santa:mera Lun botle woch fas gaya.
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Sardar ko chirag mila,ragda to jinn nikla-Kya hukum mere aaka?Sar:mera Lund road
touch kare aisa kuchh karo-Jinn ne sar.ki dono tange kat di
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Ek sardar ulta nanga soya tha. Dusara admi aake sardar par tabla bajane lega,jab
bajana bandh kiya to sardar palta aur bola, le ab BANSURI bhi
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Sardr rail mein susu karne gaya. Wapis ane par, wife: apka pajama gila kaise hua?
Sardr: Wahan likha tha, sharir ka koy angh bahar na nikale
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Raat ke Andhere mein Sardar : Ye Condom itna Chhota aur itni tight kyun hai..?
Wife= Chutiye ! Who Bacche ke doodh peene ki Nipple hai..
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An ASS, behind another ASS, behind that I, and behind me the whole NATION.... A
Sardar teaching his children the spelling of ASSASSINATION!!
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Why did sardar try to kill his enemy with his p e n i s? Ans:He had heard the
proverb "Pen is mightier than the sword."
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Ek bar Sardar bahut hi Badsurat aur Kali Ladki ko Cho od raha tha.. Ladki : Mere
Andar sab se Acchi Chij kon si hai ? Sardar : Mera Land !
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Sardarni-"meri bra utaro".Sardar-"j le".Sardarni-"ab panty bhi utaro".Sardar-"j
bhi le".Sardarni- "khabardar agar aage se mere kapde pehne.
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A BIHARI WOMEN 2 PUNJABI CONDUCTOR-Bhaiya 1 Patna. PUNJABI CONDUCTOR-O ji 1 da
ki patna dono hi patwa lo.(. )(. )
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