Adult Sardar-04
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
By mistake Sajjan goes into a ladies toilet, all ladies suddenly stand-up.
Sajjan: izzat dil me ho yeh hi kafi hai baith jao!
(Jagdish-Pune 9225638738)
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Sajjo ne Sajjan sing ko apne boobs chusne kodiya kuch der chusne k baad sajjan
rone laga.
Sajjo: kya hua?
Sajjan: kuch nahi maa ki yaad aagai. (Jagdish-Pune 9225638738)
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Sajjan: Mistry ji palang badi majboot bana, ispe pe mera mundda bahu pe charrhe
ga!
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Mistry: sahab aisi banau ga sara mohalla bhi charrh jaye nahi tute gi!
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Sajjan ko lagi bade zor ki pyas, usne nurse sy manga milk. Nurse ne top khola
aur nipples de diya uske monh mein. Pite pite bola: thanks god, Pani nahi manga!
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Sajjan: oye, sajjo itni raat ko national song Q baja rahi ho?
Sajjo: ye sunke to sara India khada hojata hai shayad tumhara bhi khada ho jaye!
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Sajjan singh ne ek ladki ko dekha jiske T-shirt pe likha thaa!
Handle with care
Ye dekh Sajjan singh ne 2nd day jeans pehna jis pe likha tha
Candle with hair
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Girl: sahab ek sardar ne andheri gali mein akeli dekh mera Balatkaar kiya.
Police: itne andhere mein kaise pata laga wo Sardar hi thaa?
Girl: kya aur kaise karna hai, mujhe hi batana pada!
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Sajjan: Dr. Sahab meri jaangh jal gai hai.
Dr. : Burnol lagao aur Viagra khao!
Sajjan: Burnol to thik ye Viagra Q?
Dr.: Burnol dard mitayega aur Viagra sy Kambal upar utha rahega!
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Sajjan sing ki job girl's hostel me lagi.
Warden: month khatm hua tum salary lene kyo nahi aaye?
Sajjan: kyaaaa! Salary bhi milegi?
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Suhag raat
Sajjo: piche nahi aage dalte hai! Sajjan: tume kaise pata? Sajjo: mera ek dost
tha, usne aage dala tha. Sajjan: aisa nahi hai mera ek dost tha usne mere piche
dala tha. (Rizwan 9224420741)
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Sajjan: yar tune kabhi kisi aurat k boobs chusy hai kya? Ranjjan: nahi yar.
Sajjan: sale to kya tu itna bada apne baap ka lund chuskar hua hai?
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Sajjan helmet per sy sar khuja rahe the. Kisi toka: oye sardarji helmet to utaro!
Sajjan: oye bhenchod kabhi gaand khujati hai to kya pant utar dete hai.
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Sajjan: aj kuch naya karte hai. Sajjo: kya karmge? Sajjan lund kaan me dalu?
Sajjo: aji nahi ji, baheri hogai to! Sajjan: dhat pagal kabhi gunghi hyi kya?
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Sajjan: beta us ladki sy shadi na kar, wo texi jaisi hai. Beta: kya papa chota
sa to sharer hai kitni chali hogi.
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