Adult Sardar-03
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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
pani me land dubate dekh Sajjo: ye kya kar rahe ho? Sajjan: do din sy khada nahi horaha hai, dekh raha hun kahin panchar to nahi.
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Bete ko muth marte dekh,Sajjan uski shadi kar deta hai. Shadi k 5 din bad Sajjan: beta, sab thik chal raha hai na Beta: ghante ka thik chalega tumhari bahu ka hath 5 mint me hi dukhne lagta hai.
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Sajjan ek party me gaye jika thm. tha "black tie only" Sajjan jab party me gaye to wahan logo ko dekh pata chala, kapde bhi pahena thaa!
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Sajjan's son- papa mujhe car dilado. Sajjan: beta abhi to chota hah, jab tera lund tere gand k hole tak aajaye samjhunga tu bada hogaya, tab diladunga. Son: papa woh to abhi a pahoncta hai hol tak. Sajjan: abe sale to apni gand marle meri Q marta hai.
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Sajjan: dr. Bola mujhe AIDS hai, yaar ye aids kya hota hai.
Ranjan: is ka matlab
A- ab.
I- iss.
D- dunya sy.
S- sariykaal
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Sex karte hue achanak sajjan bola: tumhe AIDS to nahi? Girl: nahi. Sajjan: thank god, mai gandi bimari dobara nahi chahta.
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Sajjan ki gand mein pimple hui, aine k samne baith marham lagrahtha k uska lund khada hogaya. Sajjan: oye kamine paith ja ye apni hi gand hai.
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Son: papa aj maine teacher k sath sex kiya! Sajjan: great, ye hui na mardo wali baat. To is baat par party hojaye? Son: nahi papa aj nahi aj gand me bahot dard hai.
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Bus me khdi lady piche khade Sajjan sing se: do ko khade rahne ki jagah nahi hai, tisre ko kyu khda kar rahe ho
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Sajjan achanak ladies toilet me chala jata hai. Lady: ye sirf mahilaon k liye hai! Sajjan show his penis : ye b sirf mahilaon k liye hah.
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Sajjan: koi aisi baat bolo jisi sun khushi b ho aur gham bhi. Sajjo: to suno, aap ka lund apko sab dosto se bada hai.
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Bus me khadi Sajjo: aji ye aadmi mere bilaus me hath dal raha hai. Sajjan: are use kya pata purse to mere pas hai!
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Sajjan: office jand sy pahle mai apni biwi ko roz kiss karta hun! Ranjan: tumhare jane k bad mai b kiss karta hoon! Sajjan: he he! Pahle to mai hi karta hoon na!
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