Adult Sardar-02
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
SARDAR1: yaar meri bewi pani se bahot darti hai. SARDAR2: wo kese SARDAR1: jab mai kal ghar gaya to bath tab me bhi security guard k saath baithi thee.
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SARDARNI: Oh.. zara dhire kuon SHATABDI chala rahe ho maal gadi chalaona. usi samay unka beta bistar se girta hai aur bolta hai GADDI KOI BHI CHALAO PAR SAVARI KO TO MAT GIRAO.
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SARDARNI: aji sunte ho aaj phir billi dodh pee gai. SARDARJI:maine kaha tha na blouse ka button band karke soya kar.
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SARDARJI: dekh tumhare liye churiya laya hun. MAID: aap hi pehna do. SARDARJI: mujhe pehle pata hota tu aisa bolegi to PANTY le aata.
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PAPPU: maa aaj papa k kamre se Prey ki aawaz aarahi thee. SARDARAN: beta ye to achchi baat hai. PAPPU: par papa to khamosh the unki secratory O GOD.. O GOD.. bol rahi thi.
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SARDAR1: yaar ek masla khada hogaya hai. SARDAR2: itna kuon masla k sala khada hi hogaya hai.
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PAPPU: papa jab aap honeymoon par gai thee tab mai kahaan thaa? SARDAR: puttar jate samay mere aur aate samay teri mummy k pas.
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Sardarji ask a lady: Vidai k time ladki kyon roti hai. lady say: Are BHADWE agar tujhe pata chale ki ghar se door lejakar koi teri GAAND marega to tu kya NACHEGA?
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Bargirl: Sardarji sex karoge? Sardarji: Mere wife jaise karogi kya? Bargirl:Tumhari wife kaise karti hai? Sardarji:Phukat mein! (RIZWAN PLYWALA-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Nasbandi team 15 din baad dobara gaon mein aati hai unhe dekh ek sardar kehta hai: HARAMZADON connection to pahle hi kaat chuke ho abkya tower bhi ukhado ge.
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Lady: sardarji time kya hua? Sardarji: bra panties. Lady:time pucha hai nonsence! Sardarji: wo hi to bol raha hoon 12:35 (AKASH ANAND)
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Ek hadse me sardar ka lund kat jata hai. Afsos k liye aai unki galfriend kehti hai: rabb ka shukar hai aap baal baal bach gae! sardar: chup rahe bhemchod ji kar kya fayeda baal he baal to bache aur kya?
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LADY: (bra lete waqt) aap k pas kon kon se size ki bra hai. SARDAR: small, medium, large, extra large, baap re baap, he Bhagwaan. kon si dun.
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Sardarji ko bus se nikala gaya kisi n
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