Adult Sardar-01
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
LADKI WALE: Beta, non-veg khate ho? SARDAR: Hanji. DARU? hanji, DRUGS? hanji, JUNA? hanji BETA SAB NEGATIVE HAI KUCH POSITIVE NAHI KYA? SARDAR:hanji hoon na HIV
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Sardarji ki shadi k 3 din bad unki biwi boli: Maine shadi isliye ki hai ki mujhe bachche ho, isliye nahi k SANDAAS khul k ho! (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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3 ladkiyan train mein baithi thi. SARDAR naam puchta hai to we naam batati hai yeh REKHA BAHN, WOH SHILPA BAHN, mai SHILA BAHN. SARDAR: main balwindar sing behnchod. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
Sex karte hue SAJJAN: Thoda tang kholna.... Aur thoda.... Thoda aur. han aur... Thoda. SAJNI: Kya ab dono ball bhi daloge? SAJJAN:nahi chala to gaya hai ab nikal raha hun!
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SARDAR: Murge kaise diye. MURGEWALA: 70, 50 aur 10. SARDAR: 10 Ka intna sasta Q? MURGEWALA: isko AIDS hai. SARDAR: Dedo kana to hai koi GAND thodi marna hai. (RIZWAN 9224420741)
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3 Sardar cycle Par jate hai. Policewala unhe awaz deta hai to ek sardar chilata hai- O pagal dikhta nai hum 3 baithe hai aur tu kya mere land pe baithe ga
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SARDARNI: Aur andar, thoda upar, thoda left, aur left. SARDAR:- Oye tu chudva rahi hai ya lavda parking me lagva rahi hai?
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A DOG WAS FUCKING A DOGGY, Sardarni gets hot and says: Suno ji aaj aise hi karna. SARDAR: Oye teri behand di tera matlab ab tu road par CHUDWAYEGI!
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Sardarni ki raat ko maut hojati hai ek dost sardarji se puchta hai ye kaise hua. SARDAR: Raat ko uske munh par mera munh tha, uski chut mein lund aur gaand mein ungli thee par bahenchod uski AATMA kahan se nikli samajh nahi aata.
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Sardarni kapde utar bitar par taang kholkar soti hai aur puchti hai: Kuch samjhe? SARDARJI: mujhe pata hai haramzadi tu pure bistar par akeli sona chahti hai.
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Bich chawrahe par ek sardar kadhai mein kuch pakata rahta hai. ek puchta hai: Sardarji Is khali kadhai mein kya bana rahe ho. Sardar: CHUTYA
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A man is doing push ups an the beach a Sardar sees and starts loughing loudly and says: sorry to tell you but the woman below you has already left.
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Sardar was pissing when a gal saw his huge penis and said, naughty, wow i would love to have that. Sardar: go and get a cup i an about to finish.
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Two Sardars were caught raping a girl. They were called for identification parade. when the girl arrives both sardar shout together YEHI THEE.. YEHI THEE...
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PAPPU: papa woh kya chez hai jis ke charon taraf baal hai SARDAR:chupbe maron ga PAPPU:aankh SARDAR: theek PAPPU: aap ne laund samjha tha na. (RIZWAN-MUMBAI 9224420741)
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Sardarni ki pregnancy report aati hai k unke pet mein gas hai. ye dekh sardar kehta hai: he bhagwan tu ne mujhe lund diya hai ya hawa bharne ka pump.
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ek teacher ek sardar ke ladke ko gaand pe dande se marti hai. Ghar jakar apni gaand aine mein dekhta hai to kehta hai SALI NE GAND K DO TUKDE KARDIYE.
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