Husband on suhaagrat-Teri aankho mein doob jaaun, Teri zulfon mein kho jaaun, Tere jhumko pe jhool jaaun..
Wife- Thalle vi utrenga ke kise hor nu bulaawan ?
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Wife : shadi k rat tumne jab mera ghunghat uthaya to main kasi lag rahi thi? Hus: main to mar hi jata, agar muje hanuman chalisa na yad hoti
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On wedding nite, wife slapped husband. Husband:Why? Wife: U r a Bad Fuc ker!Husband Slapped wife right back. Wife:Why? Husband:For Knowing d Difference.!!
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Suhagrat k baad Biwi: Ye jo tumne andar ghusaya wo kya tha?
PATI: Ye mera munna tha
Biwi: ise bahar hi khelaya karo, andar garmi may ulti karta hai...
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Sardar Ji took da blanket n slept, his wife said: sardar ji there is a hole between my legs
Sardar: ohhh & I was thinking from where cool air is coming in da blanket
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On First Night..
Wife: ji aaj mera UPVAS hai.
husband: kya mere LUUUND pe AATA laga hai jo tera UPVAS tut jayega..
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Suhagrat ko pati ne patni se pucha.. "kya mehsus kar rahi ho?"
Patni= aajtak TOP_UP me kam chalta tha aaj se LIFETIME kar lia hai jindagibhar INCOMING free..
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1 Khara Lu nd Ki Qeemat Tum Kia Jano
Babu
Har Larki Ka Khwab Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Suhagan Ki Cho ot Ka Taj Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Har Ran di K Dhande Ka Raaz Hota Hai
1 khara Lu nd
Aur Tum Jaise Gan du on Ki gaa nd Phaar Deta Hai
1 khara Lu nd
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1st night pe srdar-heran karu ya paresan?
wife-dono
srdar-apna 1inch ka lu nd dikha kar,ho gyi na heran?
wife-ha ab paresan
srdar-ye khada h
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Ek 70 year ke budhe ne 20 year ki ladki se sadi ki. suhagrat ke din ladki ko MALUM nahi tha ki karna kya he? budhe ko YAAD nahi ata tha ki u
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