Sms Mirchi-15
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Wat is similarity between se x n shave?
If u don't do it for 4-5 days, it starts showing on d face
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Names of L*n with ages!
1-5year:Nono
6-10year:Phullo
11-14year:Lulli
15-20year:L*n
21-25 year:Pyaasa
26-35:Shikaari
36-50:Naram Garam
51-60:Kaam chor
61-75:Zinda laash
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1 aadmi ne paper me Ad di
"ladka paida karne ka tarika batao"
RPLY aye
Bengali-Biwi ko Fish do
Himachali-Apple do
Gujrati-1 moka hame do
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Wo ap ki kon c cheez he jiska istemal ap nhi dusre bahot karte he!
Oye! tera nam yar...
tu g@nd samjha tha na
Chal koi bat nhi,hota he
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Dad-kisne tumhe pregnant kiya?
Daughter-agar aap 15 kele khao,to kya aap bata sakte ho koun se kele se aapka weight badha?
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Dad- Beti ki Shadi zaldi karni chahiye.
Mom- Ji ha,kitchen se roj GAJAR,MULI gayab ho rahe he
Grndfathr- Do din se meri chalne ki lakdi bi dikti nahi..
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Apko Swarg Milega
Par Apke Paapo K Liye Saza To Hogi
Har Rat Apko 1 Glass Daru Or Ladaki Milegi
Par Glass K Niche CHHED Hoga Ladki K Nahi
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Wife1: my husbnd enginiar, every time erect & erect.
Wife2: my husbnd doctor, every time inject & inject.
Wife3: u r so lucky, mine is JUDGE. TARIKH PE TARIKH
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Wife-meri bra utaro
Husband-ye le
Wife-ab panty bhi utaro
Husband-ye bhi le
Wife- "khabardar agar aage se mere undrgrmnts pehne
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Desk-top is wht u do wid Secretary in d office;
Lap-top is wht u do with GF in d room;
Palm-top is wen u r without them & alone!
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Muth maarne ne 10 fayede:
1-Self Reliance
2-Time convenience
3-Prevention of crime
4-Mental choice of lady
5-No risk of AIDS
6-No special place required
7-No wastage of cash
8-Easy to perform
9-No fear of early ejaculation
10-Guaranted
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Barish me ladki k bheege hue b00bs dekkar
Boy:apki headlightON hai
Gal:meraBaapBill bhrega tumhe kya
B:parBijli kaKHAMBA mera hilraha hai
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Ladkewale: ladki ka nam kya he?
Ladkiwale: hamari pyari ap ki pyari sab ki pyari,
RAMPYARI. Ladke ka kya nam he.
Ladkwle: hamara GU apka GU sabka GU. JAGGU
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the diff between a Lollipop and a "P E N I S" ?
ONE GETS SMALLER AND OTHER GETS BIGGER....
WHILE LICKING
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VIAGRA now available in POWDER to put in ur TEA....
nahi isse aapka khada to nahi hoga, per chai mein biscuit galega nahi..
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Husband: Tum meri kis chiz se zyada impress ho car, life style, bank balance?
Wife: Aap k sex, se aap jaisa sex mohalle mein kisi ko nahi aata.
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why are girls more successful in SHARE MARKET?
bcoz they know
NICHE MEIN LENA HAI
OR UPAR MEIN DENA HAI
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