Sms Mirchi-14
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
u know how PARACHUTE got its name?
A girl jumped out of plane,
and her skirt went up, a pathan saw & said
"oye kitna PYARA CHUUT hai"
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SANTA: kya re, tumhari COW doodh deti hai kya??
BANTA: nahi yaar... nikaalna padta hai.
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Whats the difference between Data and Information?
362436 : Data
36-24-36 : Information!
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What did one leg of a woman tell the other?
UNITED we are SAVED!
DIVIDED we are F*CK*D!
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1 boy doin sex with call girl
BOY- daily kitna kama leti ho?
CalGirl- 2000
BOY- Sach batao
CalGirl- Roji pe baithi hu, juth nahi bolungi
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Father & son went to medical store Father buys pack of condoms
Son:
Whats this?
Father:
Its medicine for killing rats
Son:
O bhench od!
Ch ut mein bhi choohe!
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Santa: me har ek ladki ka badi IZZAT se SANMAAN karta
hu..!
Banta: wo kaise ?
Santa: uske ane se pahle hi
CON DOM pahan le ta hu...!
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What is the pure HINDI name of Pe nis ?........ Guess..!! " MUTRA NIKASAK SHISHU UTPADAK AANAND DAYAK CHARM NALIKA.
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ladkon ka L@ND sakhat aur lamba kyun hota hai?
Ch00t ya G# #ND marte samay ladki ladke ke niche se chhatak ke bhaag na jaye is liye..
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Pyaare L@Wdo or CH00TO !
aap ke DIL me basi aapki jawaani deewaani
Hamaari isi " jawaani "
ka yah-->>
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KHADA HO KAR AAP SABHI KO " NAMASTY " KARTA HAI..
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judge: y u rappe her?
santa: oye judge saab, tusi iska naam puchoge to, tusi bhi kar dogey.
judge: whts ur name lady?
lady: MARRY MARLOW
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Man:
Can I Have SEX with my Pregnant Wife?
Doc:
Yes 3 Mnths Normal
Next 3 Like Dog
Last 3 Like Wolf?
Man:
How Does Wolf Do?
Doc:
Sleep near the Hole & Cry.
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Girl to boyfrnd-Dear,do u know apki lulli duniya ki sabse badi lulli hai??
boy-Achcha,
Girl-kyun ki,iske baad lu nd ki catagari hoti hai.
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a college girl was asked the meaning of marriage
her reply: sacrificing the admiration of many men for the criticism of one man
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'DOSTI' ka gift hai
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danda hai,GAND par
padega na tab
akkal thikane aayegi
Msg ek aata nahi
GIFT chahiye!
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Wat is the height of poverty?
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When a girl is ready to get fuc ked for only 2 rupees.
and you have only 1
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Nokri aur chhokri.......
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Nokri aap kabhi bhi CHHOD sakte ho.
Chhokri aap kabhi bhi CH OD
sakte ho.
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