Sms Mirchi-13
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Toilet seat is like a committee meeting. People come with lots of pressure, sit, create a lot of noise - and ultimately DROP THE MATTER.
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DEFINE RAAPE with the help of one good example.. Raape is a very-very difficult Job, For eg. :-Its like playing GOLF with a continuously moving HOLE..
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16girls Swiming pool me naha rahi thi,achanak!
Pool ka sara pani sukh gaya!
Pucho Q?
Yahi he asli WHISPER ka kamal
Gilepan ki chhutti
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Guy in lov wid Girl askd her 4 S.E.X.
Girl:"Apne bahut badi cheez mangi hai..."
Boy: "Agar itni badi hai to rahene do.
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girl-1 sasti c breazer dena
salesman-g 60 ki
Girl-or sast
g 30 ki
or sasti
g 20 ki
or sasti
chotu! in ko 2 botal k dakan or sutli de
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A raand wearing jeans in a train, man saw her zip open says:
'Madam, ur LIPS are opened...'
Woman: 'Yeah, they want a cigarette...'!
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malkin or nauker kidnap hue, or dono ka R A P E hua.
police: tumne unka chehra dekha tha?
nauker: malkin se pucho, mujhe to ULTA kiya tha.
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1 ganjja biwi k kapde utar sar par bitha,aine k samne gaya.
biwi:KYA KAR RAHE HO
ganjja:DEKHU TO SAR PAR GHUNGRELE BAAL KESE LAGTE HE
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Boy-dadaji kya padh rahe ho. Dadaji-beta itihas boy-yeh to sex ki kitab lagti hai.
dadaji : beta mere liye to sex itihas hi bankar rah gaya
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Honeymoon couple in Paris.
Wife-Shall we go to Effil tower 1st or the hotel room.
Husband- Pehle hotel room. Effil tower to kal bhi khada rahega.
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Husband- i m going out for 5 days..
wife- ok but don't surprise me by coming back early, otherwise u wiLl bE surprised.
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Ak 16 saal ka ladka mar gaya.
mother said-Haye mere bache ne to abhi dunya b nahi dekhi thi.
a girl-aunti chinta mat karo maine dikha d thi
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Q: Why are breasts located in the upper half of a woman"s body?
A: Because, milk should be kept away from the pusssy
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Wife:pehle daily kartethe,fir weekly,ab monthly karte ho.
Hubad:Pehle teri aisi()thi,
fir aisi( )hui,
ab aisi( )ho gayi,ab kya sir dalu
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Ek sardar bike rok kar helmet khuja raha tha.
Ek admi: helmet utarke khujao.
Sardar: chup...jab teri g@nd me khujli aye to kya pent utarke khujata he..
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Man: kuch pakwan banao mehman aye he.
Wife: kuch nahi he isliye nahi pake ga.
Man: nahi he to tera BHO SDA paka ke de.
Mehman: paka na nahi KACHCHA hi ane do.
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preeto: tere pati roz time pe kaise aatey hain?
jeeto: meine unse 1 baat clear kar di hai, sex raat ko 9 bajy hoga, chahey aap ho ya nahi.
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