Sms Mirchi-12
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
2 GALS MAASTURBATTING WITH 2 TOTA (CARROT).
SANTA: AAP KYA KAR RAHEY HO..?
GAL: CUM JOIN US.
SANTA: ACCHA MEIN APNA TOTA LE KE AATA HU..
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A Nasbandi ki team ko dubara apne gaon me dekh kar ek budha bola, "In logo ne connection to pahle hi kat diya tha, ab kya HANDSET bhi le jayenge?
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Ghalib Exclaimed:
"roz kehti thi, aadaab, aadaab...
ek din dabaa liye to baap ko le ayee"
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NAAI RUNNDI CHODDTE WAQT LADKI KO: TERI PUSSSY PE 1 BHI BAAL NAHI HAI.
RUNNDI: FATAFAT CHHOD HARAMI, HAR WAQT "KUNGI" KARNE KI MAT SOCH..!
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santa: meri biwi 1 baar sex ke liye mujhse 100 Rs. leti hai.
banta: kamini, kehti hai k me tumse better karta hu, or mujhse Rs 500 leti hai
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Girl: Hey Bhagwan! Plz Ladko Ka Luund Thoda Khubsurat Banao.
God: Itna Ganda Hai To Choos Leti Ho, Achha Banane Par To Kha Hi Jaogi..!!
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LESBIAN kisko kehte hain..?
or 2 kamini ladkiyaan, jo mard ko khush nahi dekh sakti.
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1budhha BlueFilm dekh kar zorzor se hath hilane laga
Boy:Kya hua?
Buddha:Hona kya hai,30 saal baad muskil se khada hua he, to haath so gaya
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Is sawal ka jawab do?
2 bhai the
1 ka naam muh me lunga
2 ka naam ga_d me lunga
Muh me lunga mar gaya to kaun bacha?
Jaldi jawab de!
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Teacher : What do you want to become???? Sam : Doctor...!!!!! Teacher : Why???? Sam : Bcoz its the only profession where u can tell a womam to take off her clothes & ask her Husband to pay 4 it....!!!!
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John asks his grandpa:"Do you still have sex with granny?" Grandpa:"Yes,but only oral." John says:"What is oral?" Grandpa:"I say Fuuck you, and she says:Fuuck you 2."
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Aaj kal ladkiyon ke kapde :-
yahan se LESS,
wahan se LESS,
kabhi SLEEVELESS to kabhi BACKLESS...
aur..,
agar koi ladka ghur ke dekhe to..
Oh how MANNERLESS !
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A couple, recently married, were unhappy with the whole thing... He was unhappy with the hole and She was unhappy with the thing!
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Teacher- Why sperm donation is more expensive than blood donation?
Sardar- Very simple, HAND-MADE things are always costly
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share market ne kya zamana laya hai..
aajkal savera hote hi
bibi
secretary
girl frnd
dhoban
kamwali
sawal puchti hai..
AAJ UPPAR CHADHEGA KYA??
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LUUUND complains to GOD:
Log muje misuse karte hai,koi GAAAND me dalta hai,koi CHUUUT me,koi MUH me,koi haath me; kya kru?
GOD: Sab thik ho jayega.. bas tu AKAD mat!
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YaMRaJ HiJDe Se >>
Lao Tumhara Hisab Do
Dunia Me Kya Karke Aaye Ho?
Hijda> De K KYa BHeJa THa?!
Jo Hisab Mang Rahe Ho
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