Sms Mirchi-11
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Banta goes to buy bra for wife.
Shop wala asks: 'Kya size?'
Banta bola : Pakdo to anda, chhod do to omlet
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Ugly lady cums wid her 2 sons,
A man: r dey Twins?
Lady: No, dey are 5 & 10 yrs Old. Why?
Man: can't believe someone fuucked you twice.
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1ST MAN: HOWZ UR SEX LIFE?
2ND MAN: I DO MONDAY TO FRIDAY
1ST MAN: & WEEKENDS?
2ND MAN: ON WEEKENDS I AM HOME! RELAXING WITH WIFE.
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1)L@nd dikha nahi k chusna shuru
2)Ch00t dikhi nahi k ch0dna shuru
3)Khamba dikha nahi ke mutna shuru
4)Ghanti baji nahi ke sms padna shuru
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Wife Bought A New Transparent B ra, Wore It In Front Of Her Husband. Husband: "Isme Tum Bahot Sexy Lag Rahi Ho"
Wife: "Pata Hai! Salesman Bhi Yehi Keh Raha tha
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Shadi k bad larke ne doston se pocha
"Kaysa Raha ?"
Larka: Kabhi Apne khandan main shadi na kerna
"zara sa zor laga to kehne lagi"
"Shakeel bhai! araam se ".
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Kid:Ammi aaj abu ney bus main mujh sey kaha k aunty ko bethney k leay apni jaga deydo
Mom: phir tumney jagah di?
Kid: No
Mom: Q?
Kid: Main to khud abu ki goud main tha
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Award winning advt. of a company manufacturing padded bras
- their slogan
"Where GOD has forgotten, We create with cotton!"
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Tell me a thing that is BIG in Ladies,
small in Girls &
not present in the kids?
Its the alphabet "L".
But I also like the thing u think!!
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Grl 2 Swami: Can i c d future?
Swami: Gt nakd & bend & he startd oiling her ass..
She: It feels u're gonna fuk me?
Swami: dekha tum future dekhne lagi na..
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Child To Nurse. kea Main Ap Ka Pass So Jaon?
Nurse: Yes So Jao.
Child: Kea Main Aap Ke Naaf(belly bottom)Main Ungly Daal Loon?
Nurse: Yes Daal Do...
Nurse: Oooh Aaaah Yeeah Naaf Naheen Ha...
Child: Yeah Ungly Bhe Nahen Ha!!!
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Height of Double Meaning :- Dad went to school to get son"s report card
Busy madam: Abhi Nahi,
DAD-To phir kab aaun me?
Madam: Mere period k baad.
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Nevr reject a girl in life,bcoz a good girl gives u hapines n bad girl gives u experience.Both r esential in life.So enjoy every Girlfrnd..
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Sales Manager was tensed.
DEALER-Kya hua?
S.M.-Me 10 months tour pe tha,biwi Pregnant hai
DE.-Pata chala bina order ka maal aaye to kaisa laga!
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3 days b4 marige man goes 2 a calgirl 4 experience.She bites on d penis.He goes 2 doctr nd d doc.dressed all around his pen is.On 1st d nite wife says dear luk my seal is tight n unused.Husband-tum seal k bat krti ho m ne to abi packing bi nai kholi
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Jeeto was about to give birth to a baby.
Santa: If it looks like u, it would be great.
Jeeto: If it looks like u, it would be a miracle.
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Banta: Did u hv a chance 2 sleep with my wife?
Santa: What r u saying? I'd never even think abt such thing.
Banta: U might want 2. She's much better then urs.
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