Sms Mirchi-10

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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A beautiful statement in men's toilet:












d future of our country is now in yr hand.
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Raat ko ek ladki ne Santa ki car ko rukne ka ishara kia : Oh, Im Sorry! Main samjhi taxi hai.
Santa: Main bhi yehi samjha tha ki koi texi hai..
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girl to police-Saab,
1ne meri g nd mari,
2ne ch0t c0di,
3ne ball dabaye,
4ne kis kiya.
Officer sali
F.I.R. Likha rahi he k lu nd utha rahi h
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Poverty & Bo obs r always suppressed,
Difficulty & Di ck can always go up,
Luck & Br a can open any time
Stock market & Pant ies can go DOWn
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Santa:Tuje Jwelery ki Shop me Sales girl ne Thhapad Q Mari?
Banta:pata nahi mene sirf use Pucha Ki SONE KA RATE KYA HE ?
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SANTA:Driver Bhai bus Aahista Chalao,Jhatke lag rahey he?
Driver:Bhai Gaari to Abhi chali kaha hai,tu to SARDAR ki GODI me baitha hE
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Ganjo ki pant ki jebo mein chhed kyu hone chahiye !! ?

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taaki wo log bhi baalo mein ungliya phirane ka armaan pura kar sake..
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Sardarni bought a trnsprnt PANTY to atract santasingh She wear at night,.. Santa-kitni bar bola hai naye kpde bahr k liye rkho.. ghr-pr mat pahna kro
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Bhagwan bahut KHUS
kab hoge ?
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Jab kisi ladki ka RA PE
hota hoga or wo bolegi
BAS....MUJE BHAGWAN KE
LIYE MUJE JANE DO.
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Ch ut & lu nd dono me sinior kon he ?
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Off cource.....CH UT
Q ki ch ut ko dekhkar lu nd uske respect me
KHADA ho jata he.
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Q: Aisi ki taisi kab hoti hai?
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Ans: Jab loose motion lage hon aur pajame ki gaanth na khule...
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Lady:Doctor!Plz cal my husband inside
Dr.:Trust me,i am a gentleman
Lady:no Dr,ur nurse is sitting outside& my husband is not a gentleman..
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Girl:mujhe bhavish ka Gyan Sikhao na! Baba ladki k kapde utar uski G@ND pe tel lagta he Girl:tum mujhe ch0doge! Baba:Dikha na Bhavish
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What is diffrence bitwin
GUNS & GIRLS ?
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GUNS me LOAD karne se
FIRE hota he.
GIRLS me FIRE karne se
LOAD hota he.
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Wife bathroom se glass ki bottle le ke."Darling, ye safed safed kya hai?"
Husband: "Ye wo yateem bcha hai jise maa ka pyaar nahi mila."
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Aapki underwear mein kya hai.?
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Elastic hi hoga, Naade wali kaun pehnta hai aaj kal.
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Pilot to tower: "i'm 300 miles from land, 600 feet over water & no fuel, plz instruct."
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Tower to pilot: "Gand marao!!!"
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