Sms Mirchi-09
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
What is the similarity between LULLA & CHULLA ?
Both r used by Indian Women on daily basis!
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Frst 4 days of girls:
1. Love me ,Don't t!ouch me.
2. Touch me ,Don't kiss me.
3. Kiss me ,Don't fu ck me.
4. Fu ck me ,Don't forget me.
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On Vidai, bride s father gave a note to the boy GOODS ONCE DELIVERED, WILL NOT BE TAKEN BACK , Boy 2 gave a note to Sasurji NOT ACCEPTED IF SEAL IS BROKEN
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Child:Mom
is bar hum sare patakhe is shop se lenge.
Mom:lekin beta ye to girls hostel hai.
Child:Papa to kehte hain k sari phul-jhadiya yahi rehti he
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A gal riding a new scooty suddenly stops by the side and began making SUSU.
Police waala comes and asks What r u doin?
Gal proudly said: WHY SHUD BOYS HAVE ALL THE FUN?
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What is the common between an army general's car and his wife?
Ans: Both are highly maintained and very less used..........!
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1 bar 1 Buddi aurat mela dekhne Gai.
Mele me uske beg me koi bomb rakh gya.
1 aadmi bola bomb buddi bomb.
Buddi-bhai ab kaha ki bomb,
bo
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grl: muje swiming shikate vakt tum mere pvt part me ungli kyo dalte ho?
instr: taki hole me pani jayega to tum dub jaogi.
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Arz hai
Teri Yad Mai
Hame Dast Lag Gae
thora ghor farmae
teri yaad mai
hame dast laggae
Ye bhi to anso hain
bus raste badal gae.
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Ladke wale ladki ka hath kab mangtey hain?
Ans-
Jab ladke ka hath thak jata hai
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Lady:mere husband ka bohot bara hai,andar dalta hai to kalejay ko lagta hai
Dr:chota kerdon kya?
Lady:nai nai,mera kaleja thora opper kerdo
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girl:wo kia hai jo lrki pehli dafa krwate hue pain
ki waja se roti hai?
pappu:kaan mai ched
MORAL:aap b apni soch pappu ki tarah saf rakhe
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I
Love
U
Ye msg kisi 10 Ladki ko bhejo aur jito.
Najdiki Police Station ki Trip,Wo bhi luxurious JEEP me.Khana,Pina,Rehna & FREE MASAJ
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Q: Why do 90% gals have left b()()b bigger than right?
A: Bcoz 90% boys are right handed
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WIFE: I demand good manners in bed just like at the dinner table. HUSBAND CLimbs into bed slowly & says: "Honey would u pass the bo obs plz".
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Doctor after post mortem comes home & tells wife: "Aaj jiska post mortem kiya uska p e n i s 1 feet lamba tha" Wife: Hai raam, Ramlal margaya kya...!!
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Custmer:My wife needs a Bra but I dont know d size.
Salegrl:Touch my breast n try to calculate
Custmer:Oh I forgot she needs panties too
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