Sms Mirchi-08
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Ladkiyan apna dupatta ladkon ko dekhne ke baad kyon theek karti hain?
A. Looteron ko dekhne ke baad hi daulat ki hifazat ka khyaal aata hai
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Boy.-how much calcium is there in women's breast?
Girl:enough 2 make man's boneless musculatre hyperactve
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Knowledge is like ur underwear...
U should have it,
but not show it off & most important,
while having sex, keep ur knowledge aside!
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ye marriage me fataakde kyun fodte hai?
is liye k dulha-dulhan ko maalum hojaaye k:
ab roj roj LAND_CH00T se aise hi fataakde fodne hai.
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SEX k samay batein
Girlfriend: Wow! Maza aagaya Aur do
Raaand: Jaldi khatam kar..
Wife: Chhat ko bhi jald hi chuna lagwana padega.
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Naai ki dukaan k upar ghar pe lady ne sari sukhane dali..dukan me andhera ho gaya..!
Naai ne awaaz di..Bibiji,sari uper utha lo baal kaatne hai
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Girl: Jab hum ladkiya gandi bate karti hain tab
tum ladko ke KAN khade ho jate hai..!!
Boy : Oh !! Accha ? To tum log USE kaan kahete ho?
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Teacher= Batao Larkian Brazier Kyon Pehanti Hyn ?
Boy: Ta K Breast Ziada Bubbling Na Karain
Girl: NO srif larkoo k khatir kyon k
Khula Doodh Sehat k Liye Hanikarak hai
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Biwi: Hai Rabba, Bohat Sardi Hai
Pati: Pata Hai (Phir Gussay Se Bola)
Hamri Auratain Chu dwane Se Nahi
Nahane Se Gabraati Hain......
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Kehte Hyn K Sperm Ka Ek Qatra = 100 Drops Of Blood
If Its Correct
Tou Phir
Dracula
Madarchod Khoon Kion Choosta Hy
LUND Kion Nahi .....???
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BOY Ka lun chota tha,
isliye wo apni LOVER ko andhere me legaya or uske hath me dediya.
to LOVER boli:Darling U know main cigrette nahi piti
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HEIGHT OF POVERTY: Wife stiching husband's condom.
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HEIGHT OF INNOCENCE: A girl applying clearsil 2 her nipples thinking they r pimples.
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HEIGHT OF AMBITION:
An ant is climbing on the leg of elephant with a motive of rape.
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HEIGHT OF UNEMPLOYMENT: A spider web found in a prostitutes pussy
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HEIGHT OF LAZINESS: Naked man sleeping on top of a naked woman expecting an earthquake 2 do d rest.
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HEIGHT OF PATIENCE: A guy standing in a queue to fuck his wife.
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