Sms Mirchi-07
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
DHAMAKA OFFER:
purana underware doe or new underware k sath 1 LUNND free lijiye,
1st 50 khush nasebo ki gaannd bhi free me mari jayegi.
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4 item At Any Time come.
1. Love
2. Friendship
3. Money
4. ?????
4. Susu..,
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Man with NO Peniis use a Vibrator 4 Yrs.
his wife found & ask: How dare U cheat me?
Man: I'll explain d toy,
but can u explain d kids
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Maatha tekne ke baad lady boli, Swami ji koi sud buddhi ki baat bataiye.
Swami: Bra pahan ke aaya karo, hilte dekh ke dhayan bhang hota hai...!
sms by
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Teri Maa ki
Teri Behen ki
tere Baap ki
tere Bhai ki
tere pure khandan ki
Jaan hai tu
Pagal.
Apna khayal rakhna
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Judge: Aap talaaq kyon chahti hain?
wife: Haathi, ghoda, kutte ka dekha. Ye to billi bhi nahi
Pati: Naala, nadi dekha, ye to SAMUNdER hai
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This is face of MALLIKA
Ab niche kya MALLIKA ki CH UT dhund raha he
tu kab suhrega haramkhor
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Girl-Tailorji, Jab mein jhukti hu to Meri Panty to nahi dikhti? Tailor-Jara jhuko, Girl-Ab? Tailor-Aur jhuko, Girl-Ab? Tailor-Pehnogi to dikhegi na..!!
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Fudu
Fudu
Fudu
Fudu
Fudu
Fudu
JINNI BAR MARZI BUTTON DABA LA, RAHENGA FUDU DA FUDU.
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Girls Attitude:
Wen boy dnt luk at her,
She says
"KUTTA dekh nhi sakta"!?!
bt
Wen boy luks at her
She says
"Dekh kaise KUTTON ki tarah dekh rha h"
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Santa was on long Tour n tell Banta 2 inform if anything unusual happens at home.
Banta sends SMS after a month, "Man who comes 2 Sleep wid Ur Wife daily, didn't come 2day".
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Man on phone:Doc my wife is pregnant.She is having pain right now. Doctor:Is this her 1st child? Man on phone:No dis is her husband speaking.
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Sasur nayi bahu ko dekne gaya to bola-
"bahu chay aati hai?"
Bahu-"nahi,abhi to DOODH bhi nahi AATA hai ji"
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Two girls talking 2 each other...
1st: Meri baaten sunkar ladkon k kaan khade ho jate hain.
2nd: Hai Ram! Usko 'KAAN' kehte hain?
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Boy:Tu kinne vaje saundi te uthdi hai?
Girl:Apna koi time nahi.Jado dil kita so te uth jandi haan.
Boy:Teri aadat v mere lu nd vargi hai
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What is the difference between
young girl and foot ball match?
Match:one ball and 2 goal point
Young girl: 2 balls and 1 goal point.
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Wat r u doing?
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Let me see
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( v ?_) Aaila! Bund mara raha hai. . .
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