Sms Mirchi-06
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Santa k ghar har saal bachha hota tha, 2 saal se 1 bhi nahi hua, logo ne iska kaaran pucha.
santa: jab se CABLEE aaya hai, bachhe sotey nhi
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Parsi Lady to Conductor,
while getting down from bus:
Kya karta hai, man!
Meri ek taang upar, ek niche, aur tum beech me ganti bajaata he.
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apko diya gya lu nd 1 suvidha hai na ki apka adhikar.
Kripya iska upyog cho dne me kare,na ki muth marne me.
LCC(Lu#nd Care center)
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Do U want to have Sex even After Ur Death..
If yes, DONATE UR PENI IS
Forward this Msg 2 All Fu ckers like U
Remember: LU ND DAAN MAHA DAAN
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Husband: Kal mere khawab main ek bajuwali larki aye thi. Wah! Kya maza aaya!
Wife: Akeli ayee hogi nai?
Husband: Tum ko kese pata?
Wife: Uska Husband mere khawab main aya tha!
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Girl: tumne mujme aisa kya dekha ki tumhe mujse pyar ho gaya ?
Boy: darling abhi kuch dekha nahi dekhne ke liye hi to tumse pyar kar raha hu.
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Its a real symbol :
BSNL sarkari land
Airtel sasta land
Idea sumo ka land
Hutch kutte ka land
Rim free ka land
smart 19 paise ka land
aap ka koun sa ha YA ???
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The successful marriage depends on one simple equation:
Wife having Beauty Secrets.
Husband having Secret Beauties
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Kira na maro,Makoda na maro,Makkhi na maro,
Marna hi he to?
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mutth maro
pap nai lagega.
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SHAKIN DAT ASS!!(Zra Bu nd te Hila)
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Grl-Kal sapne me luuund ka Mela dekha.
Boy-Mera dekha?
Grl-Kone me chota sa latak raha tha..
Boy-Maine bhi chuut ka mela dekha.
Grl -Meri thi?
Boy-Usi me to mela tha..
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1girl to another:kal sapne me mujhe koi chakku se maar raha tha,
2girl: Tu dar mat, agar sapne sach hote to mujhe roz abortion karana padta
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Shahzada Salim: Hmare Ammi Abbu hmse itni mohbt krte the ki hme sulane k liye sari rat jagte the or hum fir b nahi sote the.
Anarkali: Tabhi to ap EkLaute reh gye.
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University ka 1 student unvsity k toilet me gaya.
Jab andar ja k baitha to samne likha tha"Itna Zor Padhne Me Deta To Exam Me A1 Grade Aata
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Church pe likha tha-Agar paap karke thak gaye ho to meri sharan aa jao,
Ek call girl ne niche apne mob no. k sath likha-Agar nahi thake ho to meri sharan aa jao!!
HaHaHa
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I hav nokia N73
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11 girls ask the fruit seller to give 11 banana.
Fruitseller: i m not selling less than 12 bananas.
1 girl said 'LE LE YAAR,1 KHA LENGE'.
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