Sms Mirchi-05
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Santa:Nangi aurat ko Dekh keTu bhag kyon gaya?
Banta:Maa kehti he Nangi Aurat ko Dekhne se patthar ban jaoge, aur mera 1 Hissa sach me kadak hogaya tha.
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Boy:jaan aaj tum ne kiss ki,us waqt jab apne muh se mere muh mein bubble gum dali thi to bada maja aaya tha.
Girl:-janu woh bubble gum nahi bulgum tha
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A group of elephants were sitting on the street. A sexy female elephant passes by... What does the loafer elephant say?
Wow... 3600-2400-3600
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Girl:What Do U Like In Me?
Boy:That Two White Balls Having Black Dots In It
Girl:Raskal Ur With Me For That?
Boy:Yes I Like Ur
EYES
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Santa>Mere Sath Sex Kaisa Lga?
Gauri>V.I.P. Jesa
Santa>Sachi, Wo Kese?
Gauri>Tum Jldi Me Aaye Or
Function Khtam Hone Se Pehle Chale Gye!
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Mom to kid:Jo bachhe Angutha chuste hai unka pet phul jata hai.
1 din bache ne 1 Pregnant aurat ko dekha aur bola: "MUJHE PATA HAI APNE KYA CHUSA THA"!
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Girl: Sex ke pehle CH00t kaisi dekhit hai?
Boy: Jaise gulab, Ghusbudar, komal.
Girl: Aur sex ke bad? Boy: Panjabi's ke muh ki tarah Jisne thodi der pehle lassi pi ho aur dadi par reh gaye ho
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Kahte he AURAT ke hath me barkat hoti he.
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Sahi kaha he, 3 inch ka hath me do to 8 inch ka bana deti
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What is the similatary bitwin ADMI & CHUHA ?
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Dono hi jab dekho tab naye HOLE ki talash me rahte he
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100 Logo se pucha gaya k unko girls ki P a n t y-B r a kis tarah ki pasand h?
1 ne kaha-"White",
2 ne kaha-"Black"
97 ne kaha-"Utri hui" Aap apana vote send kare . aur jeete lakho inaam
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SKODA walo ne nayi gadi launch ki LAURA.
Ab driver uss time pe bada heran hoga jab uski MEMSHAB
bolegi....
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Driver LAURA nikalo
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A notice in a factory4 girl workers.If ur skirt is long,protect yourself from machines at work.If it is short,protect yourself 4rm men atwork
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jis-jis ko nahana hai jaldi aa jao.Garam pani ki Motar chal
padi hai
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Lady:Dr. mere Lips pe infection ho gya hai.
Dr.:kiss kitni baar karti ho?
Lady:saal me 1 baar!
Dr.:Infection nahi "JUNG" Lag gya hai
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Q. Why did God give men penises?
A. So they'd have at least one way to shut a woman up.
Q. What's the difference between a paycheck and your dick?
A. You don't have to beg a woman to blow your check.
Q. What are the small bumps around a woman's nipples
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Why Female can trade more successfuly in Share market than Males? Bco'z they know the rule of trading.. Upar me dene ka aur niche me leneka
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Santa Gaana Ga Raha tha"aaj me upar, Aasma niche" To Ali ne use Bahut Maara, Pu6o kyun.? Kyun Ki 'Aasma' Ali ki diwi ka naam tha.
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