Sms Mirchi-04
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
A New Teacher Joins school
He Finds Two Boys Similar In Appearance.
Teacher asks - "kya TUM Judva ho.??
Boy-: jee nahi..Hum Padosi hain..
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Ek oldman ne doctor ke pas se viagra ki goli lekar bola...
iss goli se khub takat ayegi.
Doct: ha, lekin jara jaldi nigal jana varna GARDAN AKAD jayegi
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Did u know meaning of WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight
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Ladki- Mom Aaj maine apne boy friend ko khub ULLU Banaya.
Maa- kaise??
Ladki- maine aaj Rupaye sanddal me Chhupaye AUR WO 2 Ghante TAK Meri Bra me dhundta rah
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Judge-apko kab aisa laga ki apka RA PE huva he?
Lady-jab ye 1000 rupe ke note duplicate nikla tab
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What is the similarity between a se xy woman & a latest model mobile phone?
Dono mein jitni ungli karoge, utne hi functions ka pata chaleg
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Napunsak pati se Paresan,
biwi ne JAN GAN MAN lagaya.
PATI : Ye kya ?
BIWI : Last try hai, is Gane pe pura India 'Khada' ho jata he
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6 benefits of having sex with married women.
1.They enjoy well
2.Do not yell.
3.Do not tell.
4.Do not swell.
5.Teach u well
6.No risk on dropping gel....!
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GIRL: Darling! SeX karne ke baad tum itna zyada kaise thak jaate ho??? BOY: Sweetheart!
ROAD ko kya farak padta hai? Ghista to TYRE hai
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A lady kissing a lion inside the cage in circus.
Ring master: Can any one do it?
Santa: Mai kar sakta hu par pehle saamne se lion ko hatao
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Son:Mom tum roj papa pe chad k jump kyu marti ho
Mom:un k pet ki Hawa nikalne k liye
Son:Kya fayda baju waliAnty roj muh se fir bhar deti he
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A girl Curiously touched PE NIS of horse,
Horse got excited and ran away
Sardar said: Ab mera bhi pakad
muje mera ghoda pakadna hai
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Aik Totli Larki Suit Rangwaney Key Liye Rang Waley Key Pass Gayee Aur Boli: . . . . . . . . "Lu n Waley Meley Chu t Main Essa Lu n Dalna Key Chu t Phut Jaye Magar Lu n Na Nikley"
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