Sms Mirchi-03
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Kuware usko kahte he jiske bachche nahi hote...lekin...
bachche kaise peda hote he woh achchhi tarah jante he..!
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Wife: yadi jagda do chizo ke
liye nahi hota to me tumhe chhod kar chali jati.
Husbnd: me janta hu unme se ek mere paas he or ek tumhare paas
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Quote on a girl's T-shirt
''Save a virgin... Screw me instead!"
On a guys T-Shirt:
''Prevent rappe, say yes instead!
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PUS SY kya hai?
PUS S Y NARAM aur GARAM jagah he,
jaha aadmi ka PO PAT,
SHER bankar andar jaata hai
5 minutes me CHUHA bannke baahar aata he
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Newly Young Boy To Doc:Mujhe Koi Aisi Tarkeeb Batayen K Jis Se Sex bi Ho Jaye Aur Pragnancy Bhi Na Ho...???
Doc:Hai Na.peeche se DETE RAHO
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car salesgirl to a callgirl-agar aaj koi car na biki to meri chadi uttar jaegi
call girl-agar aaj meri chadi na uttri to meri car bik jaegi
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A PATIENT TO DOCR:SIR,MUJHE KOI AISE DAWAI DO K MAIN AANKHON SE BOL SAKU AUR KAANO SE DEKH SAKU.
DOC:LO, YE 2 GOLI G**ND SE PEE LENA
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girl-now i dont want 2b with u any more...
so i want 2 give u back everything....
which u have given me....
boy:ok..
start with kisses
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..Height of veg joke.
Madam asks gopi
Aisa kya hai jo cow ke pass 4 hai aur mere pass 2?
gopi:Legs
Madam:Tumhari pant ke ander kya hai jo mere pass nahi hai?
gopi-paise
Madam:Wo kya hai jo aadmi khada hokar karta hai aur dog 3 taango par?
gopi:Shake
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A Little girl :Annty you have a car Bangloo and a bank balance
what's ur business?
Call girl:kuch nahi bus chota "hole"sale ka kaam hai
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Child:papa aunty ka pait kion phola hai?
Father:tujhey sub pata hai!
Child: nahin pata promise!
Father: in k pait main pani bhara hay
CHILD:Oh No! Bacha to doob jaye ga!
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BOY:Mom,why im black & ur white?
MOM:Listen son,considering all the crazy things i did years ago,u should be thankful that u r not Barking..!!
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Ek aadmi
ulta nanga
soya tha,
dusre ne aake
tabla bajana shuru kar diya.
leta hua aadmi palta aur bola
"le, ab BANSURI baja
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yar ye ladkiya badi ajeeb chij hoti hai dato to mooh fula lati hai,aur kuch karo to paet fula lati hain
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INDIAN GOVERNMENT'S NEW SLOGAN FOR FAMILY PLANNING:
"HUM DO"
"HAMARE DO"
agar control na ho to
"MUH ME DO"
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Santa's father gave him a gun on wedding night & said: Fire in air if ur wife is virgin, shoot her if not.
Santa fired in air 1st night & shot her 2nd night.
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Santa comes bleeding. Banta: What happened?
Santa: Jaggu hit me with hammer.
Banta: Didnt u hv anything in ur hands?
Santa: I had.
Banta: What?
Santa: His wifes boo bs!
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