Sms Mirchi-02
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Girl:ma tumne kaha tha
k mard k dil me jane ka rasta ankho se hokar jata he?
Mom:ha?
Girl:lekin kal raat mene DUSRA RASTA dhudh liya!
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boy & girl break traffic signal. RTO allows d girl 2 go but fines boy. boy-y? RTO- jiske pass ch ut usko chh oot, jiske pass lu nd usko dund
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Sharabi nashe mein biwi ki pus sy pe ungli rakhke bola:Ye raasta kahan jaata hai? Biwi uska L un pakad kar boli:Iss harami se poochh,ye daily UP DOWN karta hai.
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recent survey se pata chala hain ki
80% ladkiya shadi se pahle sex karna chahti hai
mera sawal sirf itna hai
ki wo 80% ladkiya hai kaha.
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Dr: kya sex karte huye tum apne pati ka face dekhti ho?
Lady: 1 bar dekha tha aur wo bahut gusse me the.
Dr: kyo?
Lady: kyo ki wo muje khidki se dekh rahe the
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1st Honeymoon - The Wife cries How big it is. .!!
2nd Honeymoon - The man cries How big it is. .!!
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Sex described in sanskrit-
Adharm chumam
Golam chusam,
Hastam golam Dabe dabe...
Tangam chiram
Lingam dalam,
Sarv masti
mazey mazey!
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Santa weekly chaklay ja k rate pta karta tha.... Dost:Jab tu kuch kerta nahi hay to rate kyun puchta hay... Santa:Chek kerta hun k biwi mehengi tou nahi per rahi.....
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Aam Zindagi-
yaar plz kuch sms to bhej diya karo...
MENTOS zindagi-
Oye bhosdike
land fakir
chutke
dhile lavde
balance gand me bharega kya???
sms bhej...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Talaq ke baad Husband & Wife apna apna saaman alag karte hue
Husband Bra dete hue, ye lo tumhare dudh ka dhakan
Wife Underwear dete hue, ye lo murday ka kafan
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Sabse Himmat Wala Insaan Kaun?
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GuesS karo ?
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Nahi pata ?
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Are !
Wo Jo DAST Lagne K Bad Bhi
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Paad Marne Ka Risk Ley'.
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Beta:
Mummy Tum Roj Papa Pe Chad Ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?
Mom:
PAPA Ke Pet Ki Hawa Nikal Ne Ke Liye
Beta:
Kya Fayda Baju Wali Aunty Roj Muh Se Fir Hawa Bhar Deti Hai
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pathaan ki shaadi hui,usne dulhan ka ghunghat uthaaya or pyar se bola=O khocha,tum itna khabsurat hai toh tumhari bhai kitna khabsurat hogi
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Duniya Ka 5 Mushkil Kaam
1-Hathi Ka Lu nd Hilana
2-Machar K Lu nd Pe Condom Chadhana
3-Chunti K Mumme Dabana
4-Zaraffe Ki ga nd Marna
5-Kutti K Lye Bra Banana
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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
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Aik Andhi Larki Pehli Daffa Sex Karwa Rhe The
Jab Maza Aaya Tu Pocha Yeh Neechay
Kya Latak Rahayn Hain?
Larka Bolo, Tattay Hain ...
Andhi Boli, Yeh Andar Nahi Dalnay Hoty?
Larka, Nahi
Andhi Boli, "Khayal Karna' Andhi Mohtaaj Ka Haq Na Maarna.
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These 3 Words Said by Any Woman During Sex Can Destroy Any Man's Ego & Confidence
Is It in!
Santa weekly chaklay ja k rate pta karta tha.... Dost:Jab tu kuch kerta nahi hay to rate kyun puchta hay... Santa:Chek kerta hun k biwi mehengi tou nahi per rahi.....
-=(S.D)=-
Aam Zindagi-
yaar plz kuch sms to bhej diya karo...
MENTOS zindagi-
Oye bhosdike
land fakir
chutke
dhile lavde
balance gand me bharega kya???
sms bhej...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Talaq ke baad Husband & Wife apna apna saaman alag karte hue
Husband Bra dete hue, ye lo tumhare dudh ka dhakan
Wife Underwear dete hue, ye lo murday ka kafan
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Sabse Himmat Wala Insaan Kaun?
?
?
?
GuesS karo ?
?
?
?
?
?
Nahi pata ?
?
?
?
?
Are !
Wo Jo DAST Lagne K Bad Bhi
!
!
!
!
Paad Marne Ka Risk Ley'.
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Beta:
Mummy Tum Roj Papa Pe Chad Ke Jump Kyu Marti Ho?
Mom:
PAPA Ke Pet Ki Hawa Nikal Ne Ke Liye
Beta:
Kya Fayda Baju Wali Aunty Roj Muh Se Fir Hawa Bhar Deti Hai
-=(S.D)=-
pathaan ki shaadi hui,usne dulhan ka ghunghat uthaaya or pyar se bola=O khocha,tum itna khabsurat hai toh tumhari bhai kitna khabsurat hogi
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Duniya Ka 5 Mushkil Kaam
1-Hathi Ka Lu nd Hilana
2-Machar K Lu nd Pe Condom Chadhana
3-Chunti K Mumme Dabana
4-Zaraffe Ki ga nd Marna
5-Kutti K Lye Bra Banana
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Girl & Boy were having sex.
Girl: Darling, I want you to kiss my lips!
Boy: Sure, which 1 would you prefer first, lower lip or upper lip?
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Aik Andhi Larki Pehli Daffa Sex Karwa Rhe The
Jab Maza Aaya Tu Pocha Yeh Neechay
Kya Latak Rahayn Hain?
Larka Bolo, Tattay Hain ...
Andhi Boli, Yeh Andar Nahi Dalnay Hoty?
Larka, Nahi
Andhi Boli, "Khayal Karna' Andhi Mohtaaj Ka Haq Na Maarna.
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These 3 Words Said by Any Woman During Sex Can Destroy Any Man's Ego & Confidence
Is It in!
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