Sms Mirchi-01
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
pahle hath ma lo
phir muh mai dalo
phir thook lagao
phir sidha karo
phir surakh ma dalo
uff..
kithna muskhil ha soi mai dagha dalna
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All medicines have side effact....
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viagra have FRONT effact....!
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Hght of embarasment:
Man siting wid his wife in a bar
Anther lady walks up 2 thm says:
"PAISE PEHLE LE LENA,YE ADMI BAAD ME LAFDA KARTA HAI"
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1Aadmi
Shadi
Karke
Neta
K
Pas
Ashirwad
Lene
Gaya
Or
Kaha-Netaji Ashirwad Dijiye
Neta:
Hum
Ashirwad
Nahi
Dete
Hum
To
UDGHATAN
Karte
He
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Patiala Ki 2 Cheeze Mashoor He
Ek Patiala Peg Or
Dusri Patiala Salwar
Bcoz
Ek Chadti Jaldi He Or
Dusri Utarti Jaldi He!
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Delivery K Time
DR.Lady Se:Kya ap delivery k time bache k Baap ko pas dekhna chahengi?
LADY:Nahi aise to sara mohalla dekhne ayega..
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(C)hahat hai tu
(H)asrat hai tu
(U)mmid hai tu
(T)akdir hai tu
(I)man hai tu
(Y)aar hai tu
(A)rman he tu
in short
C H U T I Y A
He tu
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Beauty is not how u look..., its not how handsome u r..., its not ur figure too...., Beauty is ur innerself..., So, change ur underwear daily. Ok!
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Ek bar body ke parts ki meeting hui, sabi aaye par Lu n nahi aya sabi hairan hue ki Lun kaha gaya bad may pata laga Lu n to msg. pad raga hai
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Diffirance between aurat & mard phychology ? Aurat chahti hai ki uski sari ichha 1 aadmi puri kare, aur mard chahta hai ki uski 1 ichha sari aauraten puri kare
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Bacha: Mama kal papa kaam wali ko drawin room me sofe pr lita ker Mom: Bus! beta rat ko jab papa ayenge to batana. Papa aye raat ko. Ma ne bete se kaha: Han beta kya hua tha? Beta: Papa kaam wali ko drawing room me sofe per lita ker jo uncle apke saath karte hai wo ker rahe the
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HONEY MOON
H- Hey!Mat Karo
O- Oh!Na Dabao
N- Nipple Dukhti Hai
E- Etna Lamba
Y- Ye dalo gey
M- Mar Gai
O- Or Dalo
O- Or Tez
N-Nikal Gaya....
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Bachey Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hay Bachey Ki "MAA KA DOODH"
or
Bachey K Baap Ki Sehat K Liye Zaruri Hai Bachey Ki "MAA KI CHO OT"
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A civil engineer asked his town planner, Whats the technical defect in a female body?
Ans: Entertainment area is constructed very near to sewerage area ;-)
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Unse kahu Khawaboo Mai aya Na Kare . .
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Sardi Bohat Hai Nahaya Nahi Jata
Nhi samze ???
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1 banda tapasya karke bhagwan ko prasann karta hai aur Kehta hai,Bhagwan mujhe 100 L un de do
Bhagwan uski wish puri kar dete hain aur banda chal padhta hai,peeche se bhagwan ki aawaz aayi,Oye bhosri ke,kaha chal diya,ye 200 ta*te tera baap leke jayega
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