Sms Masti-15

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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Kid mom ke breast dekh ke what is this? Mom-GUBBARE Kid-apke itne chote aur kamwali k bade kyu hai Mom-tumne uske kab dekhe kid-kal,jab Dad hawa bhar rahe the
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Pappu: What's the difference between Confidence and Confidential? Santa: U are my son I'm Confident. Ur friend is also my son, that's Confidential.
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A dying man in a desert made 2 WISHES: In next life, he wants to have free water to drink & To see women ass everyday. He died & his next life...........He was a TOILET POT.
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A man was fuck a nurse. She shouts: Aah its painful. Man: Kamini, daily u r injecting me where I dont hv hole, I m putting it in ur hole & u say it hurts
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college wali: masale dar office wali: narum narum muhale wali: garma garam aap kya samjhaye? may tu roti ki baat kar rahi hon
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Student:-Madam Ladkiyo ko 13 saal se pehle Bachha nahi hota na?


Madam:- Ha,Beta nahi hota.

Student:- To apni Beti ko samjaiye. Faaltu me darr rahi hai!
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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A couple had fight at night.

While Going to bed,
husband says : gudnite mother of three sons..

Wife replied : gudnite father of NONE!
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Sir: bachcho duniya me har baat ke do matlab nikalte hain. Girl: masterji nikaal ke dikhaiye. sir: baith ja beti teri baat ke bhi do matlab nikalte hain.
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