Sms Masti-14
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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Wife:Gaajar,Mooli,Baigan lambay lana. Husb:nhi laonga tum iska galat istamal kro gi. wife:tumhe kyon dard ho raha hai tum me thoddi dun gi.
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80 yrs old man to dr:meri 20 saal ki wife pregnant hey dr: 1 story suno 1 shikari shikar pe jate howe jaldi mein gun ki jaga umbrella le gya jungle mein uske samne lion aa gya usne umbrella ka handle khaincha aur fire kar diya aur lion mar gya old man:impossible kisi aur ne mara hoga dr:exactly
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Bite the neck gently, Chew the breast softly, Spread the legs slowly, Suck the juice excitingly, That is the way to eat Tandoori Chicken!!!!
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Sex ke baad aurat apne husband se boli apki bansuri bahut choti hai Husband: muje thodi pata tha ke mujhe whole me nahi Hall me bajani padegi...
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Shohar:- Ye lo, Sara din riksha chalaya,400 kamaya aur 350 ka tail lag gaya. Wife:- Ye lo 1 ghanta din ka lagaya 5000 kamaya aur 1 Qatra tail ka nahi lagaya....
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Galib Ne Moti Lrki Ko Dekh K Frmaya Un Ka Husn Dekh Kr Beshak Hm Khoshi Se Phoole Hein Lekin Heran Bhi Hein Dekh K Un K Koolen(Hips) Hein Ya Essel World K Jhoole Hein
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ek afghani bola- hamare registan me khushamdeed bolo to vapis awaj ati hai "aamdid... aamdid..." Himachali- hamare pahaado me i luv u kaho to wapis awaj ati hai
Luv U
Luv U
punjabi bola eh te kuch nahi Sade ethe awaaj maaro teri maa di fuddi wapis awaaj aandi hai teri pan di fuddi
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Pati patni SEX kar rahe they Achanak se bacha utho gaya, PAPA: le bete 10 Rs ICECREAM kha aa.. BETA: asi FUDDU ni haa... Jo Rs 10 lai apni maa chuda laiye.....
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Pregnent aurat ko dekh ker 1 ladki boli: Lagta ha makan ban gaya hai or kiraye dar b a gaya hai Pregnent lady boli: Mazdur free hai, bhejon kiya?
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Dhhooom Dhdaaak.... dhoom tha thaaaa thusss thaaaaa dhoom dim dhaa tha tha tha tha thu thusssss fiss tha thaaaaaa dhoom dhdaaka.... "JAB TERI GA ND FATEGI TO ESI AWAAJ AYEGI..."
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