Sms Masti-13
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Class me shor ho raha tha. Teacher nahi thi.
Principal ne students ko daant kar puchha:-kiska period chal raha hai?
Darte-sharmate hue 8 girls khadi ho gayi.
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Why Did English Teacher Slap Santa? Because Santa Asked Her:Y Is Bra Singular Wen It Cover 2 & Panties Plural When It Cover Only One?
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Kya aapne kabhi muh me liya hai?- wo mota sa, aas-paas baal, naram-naram, upar se cover.. NEVER? jhut bolte ho? Kabhi BHUTTA nahi khaya.
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BOSS-What's your Wife's Name?SAnTa-Jassi.BOSS-Whatz her"Whole"name?"SANta:Sir,Hole k Naam rakha nahi hai par"Fuddi"Kehta hoon.
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Pappu meets Santa in a Red Light Area & said:Papa,ap yahan pe? Santa:Bas beta ab 200-300 rupaye k liye teri Mummy k Nakhre nahi sahe jate.
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Kabhi kisi ladki se book nahin maangni chahiye, nahin toh chaanta bhi lag sakta hai.
kyonki book means: -
B=Baby
O=only
O=one
K=kiss.
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In KG class,2 kids are talking BOY-Mujhe malum pad gaya k Bacche kaise hote hai. GIRL-Bas?!Mujhe to ye bhi malum hai k kaise nahi hote hai.
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Mattha tekne k baad 1 aurat boli-Swamiji koi sadbudhi ki baat bataiye. Swamiji-Bra pahan k aya karo,hilte dekh ke hamara dhyan hil jata hai
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Wife: My husband & I do olympic sx. Friend: Wow, must be a terrific sx life? Wife: Not really. It happens only once in 4 yrs. ;)
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Paancho Unglia Ek Samaan Nahi Hoti..! "Who Said ThisFor The First Time??? Ans : " Draupadi!
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