Sms Masti-12
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
At this moment 5 million are having sex 2 million are in gun fights 91milliom at a party and one sad fucker is reading this SMS
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for Sex @ Rs 2 send cash on the foll address Dr Savio s ex lane, Penniis bldg 6th floor Ch00tt Grah bhosadwadi LUnNDKILLA- 420420
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GIRL TO A NURSE-MERI CH00T FAT GEYI HAI TANKE LAGWANE HAI. NURSE SIZE KITNA RAKHNA HAI.GIRL APNE JITNA RAKH DO.NURSE FIR TO AUR FADNI PADegi
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Har ek sukhi aaurat ko apne jeevan me pati se kya chahihe...??? jeenda rahne tak uska khada lunnd aur marne ke baad uska provident fund
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Zindgi ki Sabse Khatarnak Pariksha :- Talvar ki Dhar Ke Upar Khulli G- A-N-D se Fislana Aur l-u-n-d se Break Marna. Kaya hua ? Soch kar hi G-A-N-D Fatt Gayi Na.
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Snta:Kal main apni wife ki yaad bhulane ke liye sharab ki botle ka sahara liya bnta:To fir kya hua? Snta: Ben Chod mera Lu nd botle mein Fas gya
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90 yr old man asks for 0.25gm viagra... Chemist suggests to buy 1mg. Old man says:"Beta, mujhe to bus itna khada karna hai,ki susu karoon to chappal pe na gire!"
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Wife: tumhari secretry ne sab k saamne kaha ki tumhari bulli choti he. Is baat ki safai do. Pati:sach to ye ha ki wo saali ka mooh bahut bada hai
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Economics Teacher - Give an Xample of "Complete buisnes failure due 2 negligence" Santa : A pregnant prostitute
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Lady sends Panties to dhobi for washing but the stains didn't go.. So, the lady sends a note to the dhobi which reads.. "kapde theek se dhoya karo", for which the dhobi replies.. "GA AND THEEK SE DHOYA KARO"...
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ACCORDING TO RECENT STUDIES THE P-E-N-I-S IS THE HEALTHIEST BREAKFAST FOR WOMEN BCUZ IT COMES W/A SAUSAGE, 2 EGGS, AND MILK
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Which is the smallest hotel in the world? VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside..
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