Sms Masti-11
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Gal: Wen was d last time u had s e x? Major: 1956 . Gal: Wow! Like 2 have now? Major glancing at his watch: No! Not now. It is only 2014!
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A cute Nurse in interview. Dr:Wt salary do U expect? Nurse:Rs.10 ,000. Dr was overjoyed&said:My_Pleasure. Nurse:No,sir,Wit pleasure 20000
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For Your Thought Only. A girl who opens her hands receives gifts; who opens her heart receives love; who opens her legs receives HAPPENIS
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FCUK in hindi Jangho ke nadhya mein ling ko kathor avastha me pravesh karakar samast arohavroh dur karte hue shwetamritki pichkariyan marna.
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Ek Chuhe ne sherni ko prupose kiya SHERNI:Abe apni surat dekhi hai kabhi aaine main? CHUHA:Are pagli surat pe mat jaa,CONFIDENCE toh dekh
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Older version : A smile is a curve that makes everything straight. Newer version : B()()bs are d curves that make something super straight
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Ever wondered why A, B, C, D, E & F are used for BRA sizes?
A: Almost b()()bs
B: Barely there
C: Can do
D: Damn good
E: Enormous
F: Fake
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Maa-Nalayak, kaha thi itni raat tak? Beti-boyfrnd k saath Maa-kar aayi na muh kala? Beti-to kya hua maa,Fair & lovely he na 4 days ago hi
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kabrastan wala: mam apke pati ka luund khade hone k karan kabar bundh nahi ho rahi.. wife: kat k uski g@nd me dal do, bas pure city me ek g@and hi hai jo usne nahi mari..
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Dost:tu condom aur tawiz dono pocket me sath kyon rakhta hai?__:Abe,bhoot aur ch00t ka koi bharosa nahi hota kahin bhi mil sakte hai
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