Sms Masti-10
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
iswaqt duniya ke 50 % log sex kar chuke he,25 % sex kar rahe he,24 % sex karne wale he,or baki bache 1% haath me lu nd lekr sms padh rahe hain.
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Lady:Doc sab,koi davai dijiye,jise mere pati ka lunnd pathar se bi zada kadak ho jaye Doc:Itna Kadak? Aapko chudwanaa hai ya masala kutwana hai
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Boy: Why Girls Like More Holi Than Boys? Another Boy: Bcos They Have Two Balloons Of 5ml And Boys Have Only One Pichkari Of 2ml
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A boss fuck his Secretary in dogi styl when he return home his wife ask him ajthake thake lag rahe ho?usne bola aaj office mein kutte jesa kam kia
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Sex karne ke baad Boy:Ab Janeman tume wo hoga jise duniya Bacha kehti hai Girl:O meri Ch00t k ashiq tume wo hoga jise duniya AIDS kehti he
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Lady in crowded bus:U r touching ur Thing 2 me. Man:Oh,its my salary in my pocket. Lady:ur salary has increasd 5 times in last 10 min
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Santa:-"Dad aap jadu jante hain?" Daddy:"Nahi to.!" Santa:-"To phir aap raat ko mummy se kyon kah rahe the- "Chal,AB GOHRDI BAN JA!"
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Chachi: Hum chaat ki dukaan kholenge 10/- plate chaat bechenge Bhatija: Main dukaan pe board laga dunga k "10/- me chachi ki chaat lo....
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When people say...
"SABRA KA FAL MEETHA HOTA HAI"
dey aren't wrong..
Kyonki........Haqeeqat mein
"SAB_' B R A ' KA FAL MEETHA HOTA HAI"
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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LADY:-doctor my MC is coming in brown colour.Is it any infection?
DOCTER:How many times you do sex?
LADY:-once a month
DOCTOR:-Infection nahi jung laga hai.!
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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