Sms Masti-09
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
A CALLGIRL said 2 Surgeon 2 make another hole 4 sex.Surgeon was surprised&asked why?She said:Buisness is runnig gud,so I'm opening new branch
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Note: A sex expert was asked whether rape is possible while running. He said no chance.A woman can run faster with her skirt up than a man with his pant down.
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Wife going to USA... Wife: Do you want anything from USA?
Husband:Ya... An American girl..
Wife returns... Husband: Whr is my gift?
Wife:Wait for 9 months
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Khubsurat!
6inch lamba!
Common size!
Kala!
2mint me charge..
Pakarne me v MAZEDAR..
Har ladki ki pa$and..
New NOKIA N95!
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Raj Aryan-Jharkhand 09931077979
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Hugli dugli dugli bugli bugli buusss! Dugli dugli hugli hugli buli buli buuuss! Hass mat saale, ye mantar Land chota karne ka tha jo tune padh liya
Jagdish-Pune 9225638738
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5 Great KINGS That Brought Happiness in People's Lives..
1)Drin-KING.
2)Smo-KING.
3)Lic-KING.
4)Suc-KING.
&
Of Course His royal Majesty the great
5)Fuc-KING
Sadia Mansor
Pakistan Faslabad
00923334353753
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MEN'S "F" rules:
Find her,
Follow her,
Friend her,
Flirt her,
French her,
Finger her
Force her
Fuck her
Forget her
FIND another!
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Science tchr:ager kisi ladki ko MIRGI ati ho to uske lips per 1 lambi kiss lene se wo thik ho jati hai.
Pappu:per sir!Kya karne se usko MIRGI ka daura ayega
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Mathematics of sex:
1- add her on the bed.
2- subtract her clothes.
3- divide her legs 4- start multiplying...
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GRAMMAR TEACHER-"PRAKASH BEER NAHI PEETA HAI".
IS SENTENCE MEIN PRAKASH KYA HAI.
STUDENT- MADAM,PRAKASH CHUTIYA HAI.
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