Sms Masti-08

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Science tchr:ager kisi ladki ko MIRGI ati ho to uske lips per 1 lambi kiss lene se wo thik ho jati hai.
Pappu:per sir!Kya karne se usko MIRGI ka daura ayega
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Kya aapko kabhi kisi ki buri nazar lagi hai? nahi na or lagegi bhi nahi kyonki aapki tango ke beech 2 Nimbu or 1 Mirchi jo latki hai...
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Raat ko sirf 3 tarah k log jagte hain:
Bhoot-insano ko darane kelye,
Macchar-insano ko satane kelye,
Husband & Wife-insano ko banane ke liye.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Why r girls better at catwalk than boys?







Bcoz there is nothing between the legs to get SQUEEZED.:-)
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A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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AN APPLE A DAY

KEEPS THE

DOCTOR AWAY!

BUT IF,

THE NURSE IS
C U T E

Apple ki ma ki chut.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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