Sms Masti-07

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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Fauran ek kaam karo,

Apni Pant utaro,
Chaddi b utaro,
G**nd par Petrol maro,
aur Aag laga do,



Jo cheez Doston k kaam na aaye, usey rakhne ka kya fayda
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Boyfriend wanted sex with girlfriend but was shy of his small penis size.He took her to a dark room&have his penis in her hand. She said:Sorry I don't smoke
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Ultimate way 2
get relief in xam aftr seeing d ques Paper,

Close ur eyes
Tak a lng
Breath
Setle dwn
just relax
thn very sftly say
BHEN CHOD..
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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School ki ghanti aur Ladki me kya similarities hai ? -dono ko thoko to baache hi bahar aate hain .
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Never Dance Naked Because The Body Has Parts That Do Not Stop Moving When The Music Stops....
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Ek Aadmi Chilla Raha Tha Sher Ka Pinjra 20 Rs. Mai Sher Ka Pinjra 20 Rs. Mai logo ne paas se dekha to UNDERWEAR bech raha tha
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Teacher-kisi aisi cheez ke bare main batao jo Suni sbne ho par dekhi kisi ne NA ho.. stdent: Mam "BHEN NA LODA"
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Lady: I'm warning u, my hubby is coming back in half an hour. Man: But I'm not doing anything. Lady: That's why I'm warning u. Hurry up
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Schoolgirl: I do not want to the Sex Education. Teacher: Why not? Schoolgirl: Someone told me the final exam wud be ORAL
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Which is the smallest hotel in the world? VAGINA INN. It can accomodate only one standing guest with his luggage hanging outside...
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