Sms Masti-06
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
I M Sending A " LUN" 4 U. L= Lot Of Love. U= Unlimited Care. N= Never Ending Of Friendship. So Get My "LUN"And Enjoy Yourself.....
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Desk-top is wot u do with d Secretary in d office; Lap-top is wot u do with d galfriend in d room; Palm-top is wen u r without them & alone
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PIA = Pain In Ass USA = Under Skirts Activities PUMA = Press Untill Milk Arrive ARAB = After Rape Apply Balm CUBA = Caught Under Bra Area
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On Their First Night: Husband: Is It Really Ur First Night? Wife: No... No...Actually It Is First Time At Night...
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Girl Friend Tells Her Boyfriend Inside The Cinema Hall:Mairy Saath Wala MUTH Maar Raha Hay.Boy:Ignore Him.Girl:I Can't He Iz Using My Hand
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There are only 5 things v need in life:Gud friends,good job Gud food,Gud sleep"GOOD _UCK" dont worry both da thing. which 1u r thinkin right
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90 sal ke Buddhe Ne Viagra kharidi aur medical wale se puchha'Kaise Leni h?' Dukanne upar se niche tk dkha aur kha:Tulsi Aur Gangajl k sath
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FCUK in hindi Jangho ke nadhya mein ling ko kathor avastha me pravesh karakar samast arohavroh dur karte hue shwetamritki pichkariyan marna
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Doctor To baba: Baba Jee,Aapki Nichey Ki Donu Goliyan Nikalni Padengi Baba:Nikal Do Beta,Jab Bandooq Hi Nahi Chal Rahi To Goliyan Kis kam ki
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G:Meri Choot Main Ungli Dalo.2 sri B Dalo. Ab Pura Hath B Dalo.Ab Dusra Hath B Dalo Ab 2no Hathon Se Taali Bajao.B: Nahi Bajti G:tight hai na
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