Sms Masti-05
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
while bathing child:(to woman wid small boo bs) "mummy tumhari tu fitting hi galat he papa ke balls niche lage hain aap ke uper
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angoorwali ne BRA nahi pehnrakhi thi. 1admi bola-Excuse me, AAM Dikh rahe hai. Aurat-Tavi to ANGOOR bik rahe hai
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Did u know meaning of
WOMEN?
"W"ant
"O"ne
"M"an for
"E"very
"N"ight
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Question : Why do Women hate getting periods ? Answer : Because it is a " Bloody " Waste of " Fu cking " Time
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A Very Busy Husband "You Never tell me How Mch U enjoy S ex ?" WIFE-"How can I tell ? U R Never at Home Whn I enjoy s ex!!
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1 Pandit Chamari Ko Chod Raha Tha Chamari Ne Kaha:Meri Kiss Le Pandit Ne Kaha Nahi,Tu Chamar Ki Hai Chamari Boli:Ye Chut Kya Teri Maa Ki Hai
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College Girl Bolti Hai College Ke Bahar Chaatwale Ko Girl:Bhaiyya,Meri Chaat Chaatwala:1 Minute Girl:Jaldi Chaat Period Start hone wala hai
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Aik Ladki Parchoon Dukandaar Say: Chatni Hai? Dukandaar (Kuch Dair Sochney K Baad): Kam Tou Kutton Wala Hai Per Ker Lein Gey!!...
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Boy To Girl: Tumhari Legs Ki Beech Mei Kya Hai? Girl: Ek Lakeer! Girl To Boy: Tumhari Legs Ki Beech Mei Kya Hai? Boy : LAKEER KA FAKEER!
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Sex is form of physical exercise. Sex 3 times a week burns lots of calories, if maintained throughout year is equivalent 2 jogging 75 miles
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