Sms Masti-04
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
One day, a little boy wrote to Santa Clause, "Please send me a sister."
Santa Clause wrote him back, "Ok, send me your mother."*
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3 men discussing wives.1 st say my wife is vry cold.2nd say mine is vry hot. Santa:I'm confused.I think she is cold bt people say she is hot less than
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Man to Sexy Air hostess: "What's your name?" Air hostess:"Miss BENZ" Man:"Lovely name. Any relation with Mercedez Benz.?" A:Same Price
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Mom maine apne Boy friend ko khub ULLU banaya Maa: kaise Ladki: maine rupaye sendalme chhupaye aur vo 2Ghante tak meri Bra me dhundta raha
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Mechanical engg ki wife ko bachha hua Wife ne hsbnd ko sms bheja- Aap ka SPARE PART aa gaya hai Hsbnd ne reply me puchha- "NUT hai ya BOLT
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Kick d footbal get d goal.Punch d BOOBS fuck d HOLE,kiss her LIP pick her HIP,over d bed make her lay,lets celebrate PENIS DAY.Jiyo LUND utha ke
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Raat ko sirf 3 tarah k log jagte hain:
Bhoot-insano ko darane kelye,
Macchar-insano ko satane kelye,
Husband & Wife-insano ko banane ke liye.
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Completing "DEGREE" is like getting pregnant - everyone appreciates the outcome but no one knows exactly how many attempts were made........!
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Newly married couple train se jatey hue surang se guzre.Husband: Agar pata hota surang itni lambi hai to main koi faida hi utha leta Wife:Toh woh aap nahi the.
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Define rape -:
it is operation without cooperation for the insertion of erection into depression without permission for the production of future generation.
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