Sms Masti-03

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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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le tere mobil pe moot diya, jo ukhadna hai ukhad le...
Sumit 09889029791
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Doc: Sorry, Reports got mixed, V dont know if ur wife has AIDS or Heart problem. Hus:Now Wat? Dr: Send her 4 jogging 4 /5 km, If she comes BACK, DONT FUCK HER
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Wife Dr. se mere husbend ka itna bara ha jab vo karte hain to kaleje pr lagta ha Dr. to kya me ap k husbend ka chota kardon Wife nai nai mera kaleja oper karden
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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Jinke paas hai Woh haath me leker zor zor se hilate hai..

Aur jinke paas nahi hai..Woh ungli dalke zor zor se hilate hai..

Bolo kya??








TOOTH BRUSH
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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A penis is much better than a credit card
Accepted worldwide
Auto reload
No limit on usage
Need no authorisation
No need to swipe
Just wipe!!
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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A pregnant lady goes to 1 swamiji The swami says when the baby is delivered the baby's father will die! Lady- thank god my husband is safe.
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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1kid-meli mom na jadogalni hai wo jaise dady ka nonnu pakalti hai wo balaa ho jata hai
2kid-BUSmeli mom to dady k upar baith ti hai to nonnu gayab ho jata hai.
R.A.Amrohi 9373216938
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Don't Put Mobile In Your Back Pocket
BCoz If Battery Blast
Then,
Ab tak to Hath se Gand Dhote THe Aur Aisa HuaTo
gand se hath dhOna Padega

Samjhe Gand Bachao
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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