Sms Masti-02
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
A lady was on road wid hr top open & right b**b hanging out. Policeman stops & asks wat is dis? Lady:Hi-o-Rbba! Munna to bus me hi reh gaya
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Drinks Of The Man Age Wise : -
1 - 5 B***t Milk
5 - 15 Horlicks
15 - 25 Beer
25 - 32 Enjoy B***s Milk
32 - 40 Whisky
40 - 50 Oldmonks
50 - 60 Vodka
60 - 75 Tonic
After 75 - Ganga Jal
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Q. What is similarity between SKIRT & SKY ? Ans. SKY covers the whole population & SKIRT covers the source of population.
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Ladkiyan SALWAR k niche kya pehnti hain ? Think.. Socho=Socho Guess Sochte raho.. U dirty mind.. Vo CHAPPAL Pehenti hain...
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I luv the way it rubs n thrusts against soft pink skin n flesh, up n down, in n out, creating a thick creamy white mess! Oh God, I SIMPLY LUV MY TOOTH BRUSH!
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MBBS xams Q ppr.: Fil in d blanks. "If a lady faints v must 1st check her pu_s_" Only 3 students who wrote pulse passed in d xams
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IN RUSSIA -SIM SAM SUIN KOREA-HIM HAM HU IN CHINA-CHIN CHIN CHUIN THAILAND-HAB HABH HU Aur ab HINDI me sun-CHUTIYA HAI TU. Samja chutlye
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Ek Hijda bazar se guzar raha tha. Achhanak uski g**d me kisi ne ungli dal di aur turant hi nikal di. Hijda bola:- Hai Hai ye miss call kisne maara
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