Sms Masti-01
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
A guy walks up to a girl and says: Wanna play *Magic*? She says: What's that? He says: We go to my place, have sex and than you dissappear!!
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16 yrs (.)=(.)
25 yrs (. )=(. )
36 yrs (. )=(. )
Kya soch rahe ho?
Dirty mind..
Zyada SMS padhoge to itna bada
chashma lagega.
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A guy donated blood 2 his G.F. After breakoff he wanted his blood back.girl threw whisper at him n says,i'll pay u in monthly installment..
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4 sounds women make during sex. 1 ) asthmatic - ah.ahh.ah..ah. 2 ) obedient - yes.yes..yes. 3 ) unsatisfied - more. more...more. 4) religious - oh god. oh god.
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HOW 2 SATISFY A WOMAN: caress excite cuddle fascinate spoil kiss rub tease pamper console worship respect & love. HOW 2 SATISFY A MAN: blow job
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A girl says to her boyfriend, One kiss and I'll be yurs forever. The guy says thanks for the warning!
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A Guy BUYS 4 TYRES BCOZ THEY WERE CHEAP.HIS WIFE SHOUTS, WHY DID U BUY TYRES, WHEN WE DONT HAVE A CAR. Guy SHOUTED BACK, DO I SAY ANYTHING WHEN U BUY BRA...!!
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All mens hve double std.Tey hate cats bt tey luv pussy? Dont want 2 b calld a donkey bt luv 2 ride a gud ass.Eat chicken bt prefer 2 feed cock 2 chicks.Hate been calld dogs but njoy themselves max. in dat position
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3 friends talking about AIDS Friend: Kabhi condom ke bina nahin karta. Santa: Ungli mein bhi condom pehnta hoon. Banta: Main to bilku risk nahin leta, padosi se karwata hoon.
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2 Girls were mast ur bating with carrots. Banta says: What r u doing? Gals: U naughty guy, will u join us? Banta: Wait, I'll get a carrot.
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