Mumbai Masala-04

BY

GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Aur bhi gham hai zamane mein...

Bipasa desh ke har nagrik ko milni chahiye


Bipasa hamara adhikar he


Bipasa har gav aur har ghar me jaye yahi hamari mang he


Bi-bijali
Pa-pani
Sa-sadak..
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JOHN ABRAHAM:jaanu aaj hum Day/Night Match khele?
BIPASA BASU: 3 din bad
JOHN: Q ?
BIPASA BASU: abhi "Pitch gili hai "to aaj tum sirf Volleyball khelo. Sunil
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On KBC Mallika was on HotSeat, AMITABH :- Mallika,What you like most in KBC?
Mallika(Lifting skirt) :- Fastest finger first
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Mallika dancing
Public clapping
Removes Top
More Claps
Removes Bra
More claps
Remove Panty
Silence-Why?
Tali 1 hath se nhi bajti
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YOU have just watched, My new Film:
TAARE MOBILE PAR...!
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Paap se fati bra,adharm se fata jangiya,atyachar se fata bhosda,jinke lu nd mein hogi taakat apaar,jo karega is ch ut ka sarvnash
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Santa drives in2 1-way & cross NO ENTRY board.
Police : Oye tainu No ENTRY da
board dekha nai?
Santa Oye! Mainu lagga film da poster
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Munna bhai:yaar Circuit
agar ma ko mom kahe to
uski chhoti aur badi bhen
ko kya bole? Circuit:very
simple,minimom aur
maximom
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Are O SAMBHA,
Mere Kitne SMS mile?
Srdar Bahut se
or tumne Kitne Bheje?
1 Bhi nahi
Dhikkar hai
Ab tak bahut SMS khaye
Le ab 1 aur Kha
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God:What do you want?Bhakt:I want to marry Aiswarya Rai.God:Beta,She wears sarees worth
Rs.2.5lc.You can't afford it.Try Malika,cheap n bst
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