Mumbai Masala-03
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Teacher: Aapko Amir Khan
aur Kajol ki movie "FANAA" se
kya lesson mila...? ???
Student: Andhi,Langdi.
Jo bhi mile patalo
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'GANDHIGIRI'.ki safalta ke bad pesh hai 'msggiri' jisme aap msg kare ya na kare ham msg bhejte Rahenge, kabhi to sharmake aap msg bhejenge.
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ravan ne sita ko churaya.
hanumaan ne sita ko khoja
ram sita ko ghar vaapas laye
batao vastav mein hero kaun
SANJAY DUTT
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Santa and Banta went 2 see 9-12 PM show. Bt they came bk at 10 PM.Wy?
Coz the movies name was Dastak
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Agar Bipasa basu sex se tang akar john ko kya bolegi ?
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JOHN-AB-RAHEM kar.
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After the death of EMRAN HASHMI what will be written on his grave "DONOT DISTURB" Soney de SAALE ko pehli baar AKELA so raha hai..
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Girl: Mein tumare liye sab kuch chod dungi Boy: Maa Bap? Girl: Yes Boy: Khana peena? Girl: Yes Boy: Star Plus? Girl: Jaban Sambhal K bol !!
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Saif Ali Khan ne apna LU UND kaat k deewar pe chipka diya or khada hua hasne laga.
kyuki kuch cheeze sirf ROYAL diwaro pe achi lagti hai
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Ravan-Bhiksha de do.
Lady-ye lo.
Ravan-Rekha paar karo.
Ravan-Ha ha ha!Mai Ravan hu.
Lady- Ha Ha Ha Mai bhi SITA nahi Rakhi Sawant hun
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Nurse-aapke judwa bete hue hai
Santa-ye toh hona hi tha program hi aise dekhti thi,
KBC-2 ,
INDIAN IDOL-2,
NAACH BALIYE-2,
LAUGHTER
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Ek patient ne doctor se pucha-aisi medicine dijiye k ch odne k bad bhi khada rahe
Doctor- Main kuch nahi kar sakta u plz contact bipasa basu
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