Mumbai Masala-02

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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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Plz do not waste your time & money in JodhaAkabar bcuz in real there is no JODHA only AKBAR & BIRBAL
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Yaar Switch on the T.V fast... Amitabh Bachchan Died... In SHOLAY,DEEWAR,AAKHRI RASTA,MUQADAr,..etc
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MUNNA-CIRKT YE"BAGLA"JO HE
WO TALAB ME 1 PAIR UTHAKE
KYU KHADA RHETA HE?
CIRT:SIMPLE HE BHAI AGAR WO
2PAIR UTHAYEGA TO GIR JAYEGA
NA BHAI
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Sardar- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman
Friend- Didn't U follow them?
Sardar- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
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Ek patient ne doctor se pucha:aisi medicine dijiye k marne k bad fir zinda ho jau
D:Main kuch nahi kar sakta U plz contact Ektakapoor
-=(S.D)=-
Plz do not waste your time & money in JodhaAkabar bcuz in real there is no JODHA only AKBAR & BIRBAL
-=(S.D)=-
Yaar Switch on the T.V fast... Amitabh Bachchan Died... In SHOLAY,DEEWAR,AAKHRI RASTA,MUQADAr,..etc
-=(S.D)=-
MUNNA-CIRKT YE"BAGLA"JO HE
WO TALAB ME 1 PAIR UTHAKE
KYU KHADA RHETA HE?
CIRT:SIMPLE HE BHAI AGAR WO
2PAIR UTHAYEGA TO GIR JAYEGA
NA BHAI
-=(S.D)=-
Sardar- I saw my wife going to movie with watchman
Friend- Didn't U follow them?
Sardar- No yaar, I have already seen that movie..!
-=(S.D)=-
Ek patient ne doctor se pucha:aisi medicine dijiye k marne k bad fir zinda ho jau
D:Main kuch nahi kar sakta U plz contact Ektakapoor
-=(S.D)=-

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