Mumbai Masala-01

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GAUTAM KUSHWAHA

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I'm not Javed Akhtar 2write abt u.

I'm not Sonu Nigam 2sing 4u.

I'm not MF Hussain 2 paint u.

I'm just ur friend to say " i m always with U
Ganesh-Raigadh 9270498264
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MunnaBhai: Yaar Yeh Kutte poonch kyon hilate hai? Circuit: Common sense Bhai....Ab poonch kutte ko to nahin hila sakti hai na..!
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Munna bhai:Kaise pata chalega ki ye bakra hai ya bakri Circuit:Paththar maar kar dekho agar bhaga to bakra aur bhagi to bakri
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Pass dis advice 2 all girls: do not play wid street dogs u may get rabies & do not play wid smart boys u may get babies...! "HEY BABY"
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Karan Johar ka kamal dekho: K2 H2-Love Ur Frnds! K3G-Love Ur Prnts! KalHoNaHo:Love Ur Neghbors! KANK:Love Others Wife!
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Amitabh:River Kaveri is in which state? Sardar: liquid state! Audience clapped.. Amitab stunned, looks behind, ALL WERE SARDARS!!
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As i look back in my lif, i remember tears i cried, jokes i laughed at, bt there is 1thng i never regret, its d day... "JAB WE MET"
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munaa- A ke baad kya aata hai? circuit- A ke baad? kya bolti tu AAMIR VALA A KYA BOLTI
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Ye Doctor Opration Karne Se Pehale Patient Ko Behosh Kyu Karte He


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Simple hai bhai Kyunki Patient Khud Opration Karna Sikh na le
GANU.PATU.SONU
Ganesh-Raigadh 9270498264
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MALIK,will you be my
?VAleNTINe?
with love,Katrina



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Katrina Kaif
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Sent:
08:30:05
14/2/08

Dekha mera status! Sallu ko bhi hara diya
A. Malik-Malegaon 9226217133
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