Adult SmS on Mobile
BY
GAUTAM KUSHWAHA
Boy to Girl: Sex k darmiyan ziyada mazza larki ko ata
hai ya larke ko?
..Girl: jab tum apni ungli kaan main daalte ho to sakkooon kaan ko milta hai ya
ungli ko???
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Mirza Ghalib ne har moqe par sher kaha,Shaadi hui o sher kaha,Gungat uthaya tu
sher kaha,Kapre utare to Sher kaha,Jab biwi ki tangain uthaien to yeh sher kaha
.."LE aai phir kahan par qismat hamien kahan se,Yeh tu wohi jagah hai niklay
thay hum jahan say.
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Sardar ko uski wife ne apne Boobs chusne ko kaha,
Sardar thodi dair chusne ke baad Rone laga,
Sardarni: "Kya Hua G"?
Sardar: "Maa ki Yaad aa Gayi"
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Husband having SEX with his pregnant wife.
Husband ne zor se jhatka lagaya to wife boli "Reduce the speed, Aagay aabaadi
hai.
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Aaaya saawan jhoom k phuddi maro ghoom k ..send thiz chudai mantar to 7 chodu
friends and get fresh phuddi in 2 days,if u ignore it u will lost ur lulli.
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1 kaam karo,
Shalwar utaro,,
Under wear utaro,
Gaand pe petrol dalo,
Or Aag laga do,
Jo cheez DOSTON k kaam na aayee woh rakhne ka kia FAIDA??
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O har bar mosam ki tarha baadal jaate ho,
har naaye din hamara dil dukhate ho,
Yeh sunkar hamari roh tak kanpgai,
k Tum ab muth marney waale sabun se nahate ho.
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aik martaba aik sardar apni bevi say sex karnay ko jata hai ..un donoo kay
choain bohat bari hoti hain ..sardar pahle 2 gante apni bewi kai chot dondhta
hai ..phir bewi ko kahta hai tu apni cht pakar main apna lund dhondta hoan
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2 Lund cinema jaa rahay thay
1st lund: yaar agar film sexy huye to wapis ajayein ge.
2nd lund: Woh kuin?
1st Lund: Poori film kharay ho ke dekhni paray gi.
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ishq k sahare jiye nahi karte,Gum k pyalon ko piya nahi karte,Kuch DOST bhosri k
aise b hote hain,Jinki gaand main ungli na karo to woh yaad kia nahi karte
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Q:American And Pakistani nation main kia farq hai?
A:American nation kam ko apne zehan main or phuddi ko Lun pe rakhte hain,
or
Pakistani nation phuddi ko zehan main or kam ko lun pe rakhte hain.
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SARDAR ki wife nangi ho kar,
puray bed par dono tango ko phelakar boli...
"KUCH samjhay"
?
SARDAR: Haan haraamzadi..tu bed par AKELI SONA CHAHTI HAI
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Pathan apni biwi ko Dr.ko dikane le giya. aur Dr ko bohut mara,
Sub ne poucha kyu mara?
Pathan bola:
'Saala Dr.bolta hai humari Biwi ka BP dekhna hai"
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Madem nay sabzi waly say sabzi lay k 50 ka not nikal kar dia to sabzi wala bola
medam kia yai not ap nay brizar say nikal kar dia hay? madem nay heran ho kar
pocha tomay kesy pata challa...wo..qaid-e-azam ka ka mon khulla howa tha na...sabzi
wally nay bari masomet say javab dia......
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Bachy nay apni mama k bob dekh k pocha mama ya kia han? bety yi bob han....acca
jab hi kal papa brabr wali anti k boob man hava bhar rahy thay.......
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ek bhacha apni maa se bhatroom mai uski chat dekha kar puchtha hai ki ye kya hai
? to maa bolti hai ye jungle hai , phir ek din apne baap ka lund dekh kar bolta
what is this tab woh kehta beta yeh sher hai? phir agle din woh apne dada se
kahta hai ki dada kal jungle mai sher gus gaya.
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CHOOT NAY LAND SAY KAHA KAM UTR JANY KAY BAD........KESA SOKRA BAYTHA HAY MATLAB
NEKAL JANY KA BAD...
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1 PATHAN NEY APNE BETEY KA NAME
"BUSH" RAKHA
LOGO NEY KAHA APNEY DUSHMAN KA NAME KYUN RAKHA?
PTHAN BOLA!
TAKEY SAB KO PATA CHALEY
KEY HUM ROZ
"BUSH" KI
MAA
"CHOODTEY" HEN
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A women travelling in a bus
A man from back touch her hips
woman turned back and said Dekhain aap sahi nahi kar rahay,
Man answered : Itney rush main isse zada sahi nahi hosakta.
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